Who would you hate to have as a neighbour?

[scotpens]

I'd hate to live next to Marcel Marceau. He'd make ME feel like I was living in a box.

I wouldn’t mind having Marcel Marceau as a neighbor. At least he’d be quiet.

I would hate to have the Brady Bunch living next to me. Far too sickly sweet for my tastes.

Plus, I think they're Time Lords. Their house is much bigger on the inside than it is on the outside.

It must have been designed by the same guy who designed the Jupiter 2 from Lost in Space.

Anybody who owns a small dog. I hate those dogs so much. They just never shut up.

I hate little dogs too. Especially Chihuahuas. The loudness of their bark seems to be inversely proportional to their size.

 

[Yoda]

My worst neighbor ever finally moved out. She lived downstairs and smoked... who knows what... yes.. there was weed, tobacco... occasionally it smelled like a bonfire gone wrong... other times... I really don't know. What does crack smell like? Could it have been crack? She was occasionally loud... not THAT bad, but occasionally annoying. But I seriously think her stink took years off my life.

The Middle Eastern folks down the street from me who park their cars all over the place and never cut their grass in the summer time. I feel sorry for their neighbors.

Lookingglassman, I can't help wondering why you thought it was relevant to specify their ethnic background, instead of just saying, "The slobs down the street..."

PC gone mad. If you're going to complain about this you may as well point out the posts where people refer to 'guy' or 'lady' when they could just say 'person.' Fucking sexist if you ask me!

 

[ed629]

I'd hate to live next to Marcel Marceau. He'd make ME feel like I was living in a box.

I wouldn’t mind having Marcel Marceau as a neighbor. At least he’d be quiet.

Plus, I think they're Time Lords. Their house is much bigger on the inside than it is on the outside.

It must have been designed by the same guy who designed the Jupiter 2 from Lost in Space.

Anybody who owns a small dog. I hate those dogs so much. They just never shut up.

I hate little dogs too. Especially Chihuahuas. The loudness of their bark seems to be inversely proportional to their size.

I have two chihuahuas, the only time they bark is when it's time for them to go outside. Other than that they are really quiet. But like all dogs they bark at other dogs if they are outside. I've had so many people comment on how quiet they are.

 

[CommanderRaytas]

Hitler.

Ya think?

Fictional: Jar Jar Binks.

Real: Jürgen Trittin.

Two people I'd probably end up killing within a week.

On a different note, why can't I live next to the lovely Doctor Spencer Reid?