Who would you hate to have as a neighbour?

[ed629]

Peter Griffin... have you seen Meg??

 

[Lookingglassman]

A category, rather than a specific person: drug dealers.

The Middle Eastern folks down the street from me who park their cars all over the place and never cut their grass in the summer time. I feel sorry for their neighbors.

Lookingglassman, I can't help wondering why you thought it was relevant to specify their ethnic background, instead of just saying, "The slobs down the street..."

No offense meant. I got no problem living next to anybody as long as they take care of their yards, but those "slobs" think grass growing is a sport. Every summer their grass is high as heck. One summer they just disappeared for almost two months and their neighbors ended up cutting that jungle.

 

[Miss Chicken]

Some of the biggest arseholes I have had as neighbours had immaculately kept yards, some of the nicest had neglected yards.

 

[Gov Kodos]

Being in an apartment building, neighbors who don't contain the kids at ridiculous hours. The bad music practice at 11pm, the toddlers 2am marathon...

 

[Miss Chicken]

Octomom. Because I just don't like her.

I just wouldn't like anyone with 14 kids she has living next door to me. Well maybe if they were really well-behaved children I wouldn't mind.

 

[scotpens]

The Delta Tau Chi fraternity house from Animal House. Fun bunch of guys, but I sure as hell wouldn’t want to live next door to them.

 

[Gov Kodos]

Any of the Friends characters, needy, whiny, pains all of them.

 

[Sephiroth]

my current neighbors are bad enough with him being typical redneck biker scum, her and her collection of yappy microdogs, and the d-bag son with his boomcar, without adding a cloud of paparazzi onto it

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Top of my list would be Jessica Fletcher because if I was her neighbour I would be murdered within a week.

Yep. Jessica Fletcher is one person I'd never want to even meet.

 

[Bears Discover Fire]

I've already had a neighbor strangle me and break multiple bones in my body.

I'd rather not have him next door again.

 

[Kitty Worrier]

Octomom. Because I just don't like her.

This.

I would be tempted to slap her. A lot.

I live in an apartment, and the neighbor above me is annoying. She's often walking around her bedroom or opening her dresser drawers at 3 a.m. And I mean, she'll open all of them two or three times.

 

[Winged Victory]

Octomom. Because I just don't like her.

I live in an apartment, and the neighbor above me is annoying. She's often walking around her bedroom or opening her dresser drawers at 3 a.m. And I mean, she'll open all of them two or three times.

My upstairs neighbor likes to do this too, and in hard-soled shoes and on hardwood floors, no less. She sounds like a herd of cattle sometimes.

 

[Nick086]

I already have three neighbors I don't like, why would I ever need anymore? One throws snow on the road, the another one plays his music really loud outside in his backyard everyday when it the spring and summer. He'll turn it off around at 9:00pm or 10:00pm. I suspect the neighbor across from me knocked my garbage can down one evening on purpose.

 

[Miss Chicken]

I thought that this would be a fun, creative thread in which people chose all sorts of characters who would be terrible neighbours. It was meant to take people away from real life situations and into fantasy.

 

[Sephiroth]

^give people an opertunity to bitch about their neighbors and they will take it with gusto

 

[Kitty Worrier]

Octomom. Because I just don't like her.

I live in an apartment, and the neighbor above me is annoying. She's often walking around her bedroom or opening her dresser drawers at 3 a.m. And I mean, she'll open all of them two or three times.

My upstairs neighbor likes to do this too, and in hard-soled shoes and on hardwood floors, no less. She sounds like a herd of cattle sometimes.

Mine has a maid that comes once a week... we know she's here because she stomps around, and her shoes clack against the 'wood' floors!

She's moving out in a couple days. Thank GOD.

 

[Miss Chicken]

It could be worse. Just imagine if you had Fred Astaire (or someone similar) as a neighbour and he practiced at home.

 

[Nick086]

hmmm

 

[Miss Chicken]

I would hate to have the Brady Bunch living next to me. Far too sickly sweet for my tastes.

 

[Sephiroth]

^plus having neighbors with astroturf would kill your property values