Who would win a fistfight, Kirk or Sisko

[dub]

Sisko. And he'd rip that toupee right off Kirk's head.

--Sran

...and then Sisko will say, "It's a FAAAAAKE!"

 

[Captain Clark Terrell]

...and then Sisko will say, "It's a FAAAAAKE!"

Followed by Kirk claiming that "it's REEEEAAAAAALLL!"

--Sran

 

[Bad Thoughts]

Comparing Kirk vs. Kruge and Sisko vs. waves of Klingon warriors, I'll pick Sisko.

The setting would matter, too. Kirk in his prime in the TOS engineering room...no contest. Kirk won against a genetic superman with five times his strength by beating him senseless with a little plastic pipe.

Sisko kicked the crap out of mirror Bashir. Does that count?

 

[jpv2000]

Kirk would win. It's what James T. Kirk does. He is the avatar of winning.

 

[T'Girl]

Shirt-less Kirk beats all versions of Sisko.

Bearded Sisko beats clean shaven Sisko.

Shatner's priceline daughter (nu-Penny) beats and pwns nu-Kirk.

Estrogen augmented pregnant Kira beats enraged nu-Spock.

 

[The Old Mixer]

Comparing Kirk vs. Kruge and Sisko vs. waves of Klingon warriors, I'll pick Sisko.

The setting would matter, too. Kirk in his prime in the TOS engineering room...no contest. Kirk won against a genetic superman with five times his strength by beating him senseless with a little plastic pipe.

Sisko kicked the crap out of mirror Bashir. Does that count?

Kirk vs. Kruge was not Kirk in his prime...he was past his Kirk Fu days at that point.

And did Bashir ever exhibit or claim to have five times human strength? All augments are not necessarily created equal, especially as Bashir was the product of black market augmentation three or four hundred years after Khan's time.

 

[Captain Clark Terrell]

And did Bashir ever exhibit or claim to have five times human strength? All augments are not necessarily created equal, especially as Bashir was the product of black market augmentation three or four hundred years after Khan's time.

No, but he was never in a situation where he could have used his strength once his enhancements were public knowledge. Every time he could have tried beating someone up happened before the lid was blown on his secret. Sisko alluded to his physical abilities being superior when he was talking about playing the Vulcans in baseball.

--Sran

 

[Bad Thoughts]

Kirk vs. Kruge was not Kirk in his prime...he was past his Kirk Fu days at that point.

And did Bashir ever exhibit or claim to have five times human strength? All augments are not necessarily created equal, especially as Bashir was the product of black market augmentation three or four hundred years after Khan's time.

Sisko vs the (genetically-engineered, with enhanced strength) Jem'hadar

 

[The Old Mixer]

^Sisko can fight, but he's no master of Kirk Fu.

 

[Bad Thoughts]

^Perhaps Kirk has the chops to beat Sisko on his own, but Sisko would do well against ten Kirks in an army of Kirks.

 

[Captain Clark Terrell]

^I'm picturing Sisko facing down an army of Kirks and telling the Prophets to "stop those Kirks" before each one disappears, leaving behind a mound of hair pieces.

--Sran

 

[Melakon]

Sisko would need three more guys on his side to make it a fair fight.

 

[R. Star]

Sisko. No one else can say he decked Q... and never had problems with him again.

 

[Bad Thoughts]

Regardless, the battle between Kirk-speak and Sisko-speak might be more interesting.

 

[Captain Ice]

No contest. It would take at least three Siskos to equal one Kirk.

 

[dub]

...and then Sisko will say, "It's a FAAAAAKE!"

Followed by Kirk claiming that "it's REEEEAAAAAALLL!"

--Sran

Sisko is choking Kirk when Kirk's toupee flies over and lands by Spock's feet. Kirk says to Spock in a raspy, angry voice, "PICK IT UUUUP!"

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Regardless, the battle between Kirk-speak and Sisko-speak might be more interesting.

My god..

 

[Pondwater]

The Sisko.

It would be a long bout but Sisko is a bit more athletic and punched out Q. His omnipotent "donkey" didn't see that coming.

 

[T'Girl]

Regardless, the battle between Kirk-speak and Sisko-speak might be more interesting.

Kirk: "Can't ... you see ... THAT .. you can never ... WIN !!!!

Sisko: "I ... MOST ... CERTAINLY ... WILL !!!

Kirk: "Sabataage."

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

^If God really loved us he would give us this as canon.