Get off my lawn!!
Who is Lady Ga Ga??
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I really don't understand why people like her music. I will listen to stuff from pretty much all genres, but her songs are just so annoying and grating to my ears. I know that she has talent, because I've seen it displayed in other performances, but the songs of hers that are actually popular don't display that talent at all. Poker Face sounds so monotonous and lifeless, and has the same words over and over and over, something I really hate about some hip-hop songs. I just really hate that song. Her voice is also too manly sounding for my liking - a reason I could never get into Shakira or some Jewel songs either.
Don't know if she can sing. Don't care if she has a penis. She has a superfine caboose.
^ I don't know if I'd go so far as "superfine," but it's certainly nice enough to pass my patented Ladyboy "Close Enough" test. 
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I think she's pretty.
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She's got a pretty great singing voice, but other than that pretty much Madonna v2.0.
Don't know if she can sing. Don't care if she has a penis. She has a superfine caboose.
I'd still care if she had a penis.
But that may just be me...
Gee, living on an island smack dab in the middle of a geologically active fault zone, you'd think they'd be more cautious about that kind of thing...
Don't know if she can sing. Don't care if she has a penis. She has a superfine caboose.
I'd still care if she had a penis.
But that may just be me...
"Care" in which sense: That you'd PREFER she had a penis or that you'd rather she didn't?
^ I'd like to go on record as saying I'd prefer she didn't. Or, if she does, that it's at least smaller than mine.
Were I, by some random string of luck,circumstance & coincidence, to find myself in an intimate situation with Lady Gaga, I'd prefer to be the only one in the room with a penis biologically attached.
Worst. Flash mob. Ever.
Worst. Flash mob. Ever.
Okay, that's funny^ I don't know if I'd go so far as "superfine," but it's certainly nice enough to pass my patented Ladyboy "Close Enough" test.
The rumours about her being a hermaphrodite I think stem from her tight, tight pants beiong a little more bulgy than they should be. Decidedly fine caboose though, as Zac put it.
I doubt I'd ever get the chance, but I'm not sure if I'd want to do the do with, uh, her. That said, rumour also suggests she's mad for it in general.
See, if it was me in that outfit and I wanted to hide some chap-stick I've stolen, I would have hidden it in one of the gloves or that oversized bow, I wouldn't have gone directly for the penis department. Then again, I would never have worn that outfit in the first place, and I have a hard time imagining how she even managed to put it on. 
It is almost Darth Vaderish, if Darth Vader was a sexy hermaphrodite.
It is almost Darth Vaderish, if Darth Vader was a sexy hermaphrodite.
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That looks more like a wrinkle than a bulge. She seems to be in the process of walking, which can cause wrinkles in tight clothing where the legs are close by.
You'd rather wear the ones you can't? They make those, they're called sleeping masks.
Keep in mind that the flashes on those cameras are insanely bright.
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Pretty much the first thing that came to my mind as well. Occam's Razor, people.
It is funny how she's actively cultivated the debate about being a hermaphrodite. She's obviously playing with the minds of the gullible, which I find hilarious.
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