Who did you lose your virginity to?
- Thread starter Ninjacore
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Have you heard his version of "It's All Coming Back to Me Now"?
Before we go any further will you love me? Will you love me forever? Do you need me? Will you never leave me? Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life? Will you take me away, will you make me your wife? I've got to know right now, before we go any further. Will you love me? Will you love me forever?
I just hope she hasn't lost that lovin' feelin'. Cause you know, I hate it when she does that.
I was a little too tall, could've used a few pounds. Tight pants points hardly reknown
She was a black-haired beauty with big dark eyes and points all her own sitting way up high. Way up firm and high.
Out past the cornfields where the woods got heavy, out in the back seat of my '60 Chevy. We weren't in love, oh no, far from it. We were just young and restless and bored. I used her, she used me but neither one cared, because we were getting our share. We were just trying to lose the awkward teenage blues.
She was a black-haired beauty with big dark eyes and points all her own sitting way up high. Way up firm and high.
Out past the cornfields where the woods got heavy, out in the back seat of my '60 Chevy. We weren't in love, oh no, far from it. We were just young and restless and bored. I used her, she used me but neither one cared, because we were getting our share. We were just trying to lose the awkward teenage blues.
Like a vision, she was laying there-- moonlight dancing off her hair. She woke up and took me by the hand. We made love in my Chevy van.
And that's all right with me.
And that's all right with me.
Oh the way you held my hand, I knew that it was now or never. Those were the best days of my life. Back in the summer of '69.
I actually had a girlfriend called Layla when I was 17, I liked that.
Although it wasn't spelt like that, I don't remember how to spell it. Leighlah maybe.
I was 17. Her name was Mary. She was a smoking hot Irish brunette. We met through a mutual friend. Our affair was short lived, though, and ended after just two weeks for reasons I could not explain at the time -- not that I cared very much, as I barely knew the girl.
Several years later, though another mutual connection, I found out that I was a guy she was using to make her then-ex-boyfriend jealous. It worked, which was why she and I ended.
Several years later, though another mutual connection, I found out that I was a guy she was using to make her then-ex-boyfriend jealous. It worked, which was why she and I ended.
Use the notification button if you have suspicions like this. Don't make public accusations.
Saw the ghost of Elvis on union avenue, followed him up to the gates of Graceland...
You had sex with a ghost? Kinky to the max.
She was walking with a ghost. She said "Please, please don't insist."
I was 14. Her name was Stephanie. She was a smoking hot blonde. Met her through her boyfriend at the time (who turned out to be a total douchebag) and stole her away from him!
Best decision she ever made so she says, and I'm still friends with her some 16 years later. Still has a bangin' body even after two kids...
Best decision she ever made so she says, and I'm still friends with her some 16 years later. Still has a bangin' body even after two kids...
Hey
I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad,
But I knew life before I left my nursery,
Left alone with big fat Fanny,
She was such a naughty nanny!
Hey big woman you made a bad boy out of me!
Hey hey!
I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad,
But I knew life before I left my nursery,
Left alone with big fat Fanny,
She was such a naughty nanny!
Hey big woman you made a bad boy out of me!
Hey hey!
I let him violate me
I let him desecrate me
I let him penetrate me
I let him complicate me
I let him desecrate me
I let him penetrate me
I let him complicate me
Can't wait for the threads titled
When did you first have anal sex?
How often do you have orgasms?
and so forth.
