*hears the sound of Bibles flipping open*
Oh, no.![]()
I keep my condoms in my bible.
*hears the sound of Bibles flipping open*
Oh, no.![]()
How do you give something like that away?
It gets difficult having any respect for a woman who's been on that show half a dozen times trying to find out who fathered one of her kids!altho, without pre-marital sex or condoms, Maury wouldn't be as entertaining
Just how many heterosexual men do you think are carrying a backpack or travel bag everywhere they go? While loose in a pocket would be terribly vulnerable to damage from things like keys and nail clippers, a carpartment in a wallet should be OK for a month or two. Just make sure to swap it out for a fresh one on a frequent basis.Keep them with you in a backpack or travel bag for when you need them. Avoid carrying them on you, and don't carry them in the wallet or pocket (they'll deteriorate easily).
I never carried a condom when I was single. I had them at home. Home is where the sex is.
Well your sex life sounds boring.![]()
Me too, although mine are kept in the book of Matthew.*hears the sound of Bibles flipping open*
Oh, no.![]()
I keep my condoms in my bible.
I never carried a condom when I was single. I had them at home. Home is where the sex is.
Well your sex life sounds boring.![]()
I should mention at this point that if I wasn't going home, there were always random condoms to be found.![]()
You tack them to (analogue) meessage boards.How do you give something like that away? Aside from being one of the people pressing them on everyone, of course.
That way you even get to laugh at people taking them![]()
Oh I don't know, that could lead to all levels of funny if you put then in the wrong place. Granted you might have to wait a few months for the funny.You tack them to (analogue) meessage boards.How do you give something like that away? Aside from being one of the people pressing them on everyone, of course.
That way you even get to laugh at people taking them![]()
Just be careful where you stick the push pins . . .
This post makes me feel like my personal life has been very boring.A ) I no longer use them with my partner of 13 years.
B ) For the occasions when we bring home a third to play, they're kept in the top drawer of the bedside table alongside the lube, cumrags and all manner of other objects you probably don't want to know about.
C ) When we go out with the hope of pulling a third, we never go back to theirs, always bring them back to ours, so we have no need to carry them with us on our person because B always comes into play.
D ) If we go to a public place or group situation, we always make sure it's the kind of place that provides them for free.
It makes me feel like I need to take a shower.This post makes me feel like my personal life has been very boring.A ) I no longer use them with my partner of 13 years.
B ) For the occasions when we bring home a third to play, they're kept in the top drawer of the bedside table alongside the lube, cumrags and all manner of other objects you probably don't want to know about.
C ) When we go out with the hope of pulling a third, we never go back to theirs, always bring them back to ours, so we have no need to carry them with us on our person because B always comes into play.
D ) If we go to a public place or group situation, we always make sure it's the kind of place that provides them for free.![]()
Yea that was a little revolting...It makes me feel like I need to take a shower.This post makes me feel like my personal life has been very boring.A ) I no longer use them with my partner of 13 years.
B ) For the occasions when we bring home a third to play, they're kept in the top drawer of the bedside table alongside the lube, cumrags and all manner of other objects you probably don't want to know about.
C ) When we go out with the hope of pulling a third, we never go back to theirs, always bring them back to ours, so we have no need to carry them with us on our person because B always comes into play.
D ) If we go to a public place or group situation, we always make sure it's the kind of place that provides them for free.![]()
Especially the word "cumrag."
It makes me feel like I need to take a shower.
Especially the word "cumrag."
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