*hears the sound of Bibles flipping open*
Oh, no.
I keep my condoms in my bible.
Where Do You Keep Your Condoms?
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I keep my condoms in my bible.
^ I keep my bible wrapped in a huge condom.
I've never had any need to use condoms, but one time I received a free box of them from a retailer as part of a special offer. I kept them hidden in my drawer, even put one in my car's glove compartment and one in my wallet (just in case). I didn't pay much attention to the expiration date, though. Eventually, I ran out and used them as water balloons.
I have a few in my bedside table, though they might be expired by now. They were freebies - the AIDS Committee Of Toronto gave me a couple of large boxes every year to give away at the room parties I threw at Polaris, and the leftovers came home with the leftover alcohol. (If I'm going to spend $2000 to throw a party at a con, I'm damned well taking the leftovers home with me. 
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I don't take any with me when I go out because, even when I was single, I never expected to hook up with anyone. (On those rare occasions when I did, we didn't do anything that could be remotely risky.)
)I don't take any with me when I go out because, even when I was single, I never expected to hook up with anyone. (On those rare occasions when I did, we didn't do anything that could be remotely risky.)
It gets difficult having any respect for a woman who's been on that show half a dozen times trying to find out who fathered one of her kids!
Just how many heterosexual men do you think are carrying a backpack or travel bag everywhere they go? While loose in a pocket would be terribly vulnerable to damage from things like keys and nail clippers, a carpartment in a wallet should be OK for a month or two. Just make sure to swap it out for a fresh one on a frequent basis.
I should mention at this point that if I wasn't going home, there were always random condoms to be found.
Me too, although mine are kept in the book of Matthew.*hears the sound of Bibles flipping open*
Oh, no.
I keep my condoms in my bible.
I should mention at this point that if I wasn't going home, there were always random condoms to be found.
Ohhh, well that's okay then.
We could keep the condoms next to our planned parent hood gift cards
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You tack them to (analogue) meessage boards.
That way you even get to laugh at people taking them
Just be careful where you stick the push pins . . .
A ) I no longer use them with my partner of 13 years.
B ) For the occasions when we bring home a third to play, they're kept in the top drawer of the bedside table alongside the lube, cumrags and all manner of other objects you probably don't want to know about.
C ) When we go out with the hope of pulling a third, we never go back to theirs, always bring them back to ours, so we have no need to carry them with us on our person because B always comes into play.
D ) If we go to a public place or group situation, we always make sure it's the kind of place that provides them for free.
B ) For the occasions when we bring home a third to play, they're kept in the top drawer of the bedside table alongside the lube, cumrags and all manner of other objects you probably don't want to know about.
C ) When we go out with the hope of pulling a third, we never go back to theirs, always bring them back to ours, so we have no need to carry them with us on our person because B always comes into play.
D ) If we go to a public place or group situation, we always make sure it's the kind of place that provides them for free.
Oh I don't know, that could lead to all levels of funny if you put then in the wrong place. Granted you might have to wait a few months for the funny.You tack them to (analogue) meessage boards.
That way you even get to laugh at people taking them
Just be careful where you stick the push pins . . .
As for the where, when you're trying for another kid then it's not an issue as there's none in the house.
This post makes me feel like my personal life has been very boring.
In with my collection of hat pins.
It makes me feel like I need to take a shower.This post makes me feel like my personal life has been very boring.
Especially the word "cumrag."
Yea that was a little revolting...It makes me feel like I need to take a shower.This post makes me feel like my personal life has been very boring.
Especially the word "cumrag."
I might have to use that somewhere. Though it makes spankerchief sound more warm and cuddly. Though I wouldn't suggest cuddling it..
