Where Do You Keep Your Condoms?

Interesting social split on how condoms can vary from over $10 a box to GODDAMN FREE!

 

See this is why you can't trust guys when it comes to birth control. They think it's just tic tacs.

 

Ah, the box is in the medicine cabinet. I'll probably have to throw them out before I get to use them, considering there are no prospects on the horizon, and I'm not looking particularly hard.

Maybe I should rephrase that.

 

*snicker*

Maybe you should have a doc look at that for ya.

 

Hah! The best action I've had in many months was my physical in June. At least my doctor is a cute woman.

 

I should refrain from making a comment about that....it might get me perma-banned....

 

The internal pressure of whatever you're thinking must be killing you.

 

You have no idea....

 

Uh oh. All these years of being on this board and never making an impression. Now I've gone and done it.

 

That's what the movie Splendor in the Grass was about. Essentially, Natalie Wood literally goes crazy because she's not allowed to get laid.

You must have forgotten where you are. There actually was one not too long ago.

 

As I have never heard of this term "cumrag" or anything similar before this thread, I have to think that you produce a lot more than most people to warrant using such a device.

 

On my peener.

 

Condoms? What use would I have for condoms?

 

All the time?

 

^ It must be uncomfortable storing the whole box that way.

 

But wicked, wicked safe!

 

^ "Wrapped in plastic!"

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

I have it on good authority that Holdfast's prophylactics are wrought from the discarded foreskins of young squirrel monkeys.

 

On my cock, I'm ready and loaded!