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Where Do You Keep Your Condoms?

Barbados Slim

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What's the best place to stow your condom when you go out? When I wear jeans, it's easy cause I keep 'em in the little coin pocket on the right front side.

But my wallet doesn't work, and I don't trust my socks. It works when I wear a jacket with a tiny cell phone pocket.

I want to see what others do?
 
What's the best place to stow your condom when you go out? When I wear jeans, it's easy cause I keep 'em in the little coin pocket on the right front side.
Isn't that a watch pocket :confused:

I don't bring 'em from home; the places I'm likely to go have them for free so if needed you just grab some and put them in whatever pocket fits the purpose…
 
What's the best place to stow your condom when you go out? When I wear jeans, it's easy cause I keep 'em in the little coin pocket on the right front side.

But my wallet doesn't work, and I don't trust my socks. It works when I wear a jacket with a tiny cell phone pocket.

I want to see what others do?

I usually buy them on my way to wherever I'm going.

pre-marital sex is forbidden by the 10 Commandments fyi

it's not, you should really brush up on your religion.
 
Con...doms...I think I remember them...from back in the days when I used to...have...sex? Yeah...that's it...

Memmmorieeeees....light the coooorners of my miiiiiiiind.....

:D
 
I actually have some in my desk drawer at home. They gave them out by the handful at one of the "welcome week" events at college. I didn't take any, but two of my friends did because they thought it was funny. Apparently they also thought it was funny to later give them all to me. I promptly dumped them in a drawer and forgot about them. But they're still there. If my parents ever decide to look in there I'm probably in for an unpleasant conversation or two.
 
I actually have some in my desk drawer at home. They gave them out by the handful at one of the "welcome week" events at college. I didn't take any, but two of my friends did because they thought it was funny. Apparently they also thought it was funny to later give them all to me. I promptly dumped them in a drawer and forgot about them. But they're still there. If my parents ever decide to look in there I'm probably in for an unpleasant conversation or two.

Oh yeah, I got one pressed into my hand once by those people who stand in the University Center and hand out things you throw away five seconds later. As I recall I threw it away 5 seconds later.
 
I used to have a tendency to stash condoms like I stash tampons...go through anything I own (purse, coat pockets, backpack, duffel bag, luggage...) and you'd most likely find one or two. :lol: Now I just keep them next to my bed, on top of some photo albums. It's been a while since I've taken a condom with me...I just figure I can stop and buy some if I really need one.
 
it's not, you should really brush up on your religion.

how do you figure?

Cause premarital sex isn't mentioned in the 10 Commandments, only adultery is.

THE SIXTH COMMANDMENT

You shall not commit adultery.112
You have heard that it was said, "You shall not commit adultery."
But I say to you that every one who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.113


http://en.wikiversity.org/wiki/Ten_Commandments#The_Sixth_Commandment
http://www.vatican.va/archive/ENG0015/__P83.HTM
 
Nevermind. I wanted to talk about something other than stupid, childish religous fidelity.

Mod, shut 'er down.
 
top of my dresser in a hollowed-out faux book called "origin of species" along with a few other...mementos.

and kindly keep your religion out of my bedroom.
 
I actually have some in my desk drawer at home. They gave them out by the handful at one of the "welcome week" events at college. I didn't take any, but two of my friends did because they thought it was funny. Apparently they also thought it was funny to later give them all to me. I promptly dumped them in a drawer and forgot about them. But they're still there. If my parents ever decide to look in there I'm probably in for an unpleasant conversation or two.
What's so unpleasant about your parents knowing you can be responsible?

BTW: Do check the expiration dates -those things won't keep forever you know!
 
how do you figure?

Cause premarital sex isn't mentioned in the 10 Commandments, only adultery is.

THE SIXTH COMMANDMENT

You shall not commit adultery.112
You have heard that it was said, "You shall not commit adultery."
But I say to you that every one who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.113


http://en.wikiversity.org/wiki/Ten_Commandments#The_Sixth_Commandment
http://www.vatican.va/archive/ENG0015/__P83.HTM
The hell? Exodus 20:14 "You shall not commit adultery."

Try again there, friend.

Oh, and OT... I don't keep condoms. My wife's on the patch. :techman:
 
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