I'll never be able to listen to "Have a Holly Jolly Christmas" quite the same way again.
Gee, thanks a lot, now I feel even more like an old man simply because I 1) remember that song, and 2) actually LIKE it.

I'll never be able to listen to "Have a Holly Jolly Christmas" quite the same way again.
Like hes ever going to use them.
[snip]doing the deed
[snip]doing the deed
That's got to be one of the least sexiest terms for having sex I've heard in a while. It's right up there with "bumping uglies".![]()
I did not have sexual relations... with that woman... Miss Lewinski[snip]doing the deed
That's got to be one of the least sexiest terms for having sex I've heard in a while. It's right up there with "bumping uglies".![]()
Gee sorry I was trying to be skirtish. Would you prefer I say I am not currently engaging in sexual activities at this time.
Sure requires I type more.
Gee sorry I was trying to be skirtish. Would you prefer I say I am not currently engaging in sexual activities at this time.
Sure requires I type more.
the little cheese slicer was nice.
Mrs. Bobbit?A sampler pack in a fancy little metal tin in the bedroom. Not really sure what to do with the strawberry ones but the little cheese slicer was nice.
Like hes ever going to use them.What's so unpleasant about your parents knowing you can be responsible?I actually have some in my desk drawer at home. They gave them out by the handful at one of the "welcome week" events at college. I didn't take any, but two of my friends did because they thought it was funny. Apparently they also thought it was funny to later give them all to me. I promptly dumped them in a drawer and forgot about them. But they're still there. If my parents ever decide to look in there I'm probably in for an unpleasant conversation or two.
BTW: Do check the expiration dates -those things won't keep forever you know!
Like hes ever going to use them.What's so unpleasant about your parents knowing you can be responsible?I actually have some in my desk drawer at home.
BTW: Do check the expiration dates -those things won't keep forever you know!
To answer the question - in the bedroom, oddly enough.
Like hes ever going to use them.
That's a bit much, isn't it ?
Chillax dude it was just a joke.Like hes ever going to use them.What's so unpleasant about your parents knowing you can be responsible?
BTW: Do check the expiration dates -those things won't keep forever you know!
I think you'll find I can speak for myself, thank you very much. Though I do on occasion refrain from saying exactly what's on my mind, for reasons generally related to tact and politeness. This is one of those times. I can say what I want about myself, your comments are neither needed nor wanted.
Chillax dude it was just a joke.Like hes ever going to use them.
I think you'll find I can speak for myself, thank you very much. Though I do on occasion refrain from saying exactly what's on my mind, for reasons generally related to tact and politeness. This is one of those times. I can say what I want about myself, your comments are neither needed nor wanted.
You dont seem like the type to even be remotely interested in women or sex of any kind. You just seem very.....lonerish.
It wasnt meant to be an insult.![]()
Right! -we definitely need a prequel to that storyI think maybe someone should reboot the whole Bible franchise. Get some new writers with fresh ideas...
I actually have a hard time remembering the last time I was there when one was used -so many fun things you can do without -just not balloon animalsI don't use them. Period. If you're with me, you should know I'm in that period of my life where I've got a VERY loud biological clock.
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