Gee, thanks a lot, now I feel even more like an old man simply because I 1) remember that song, and 2) actually LIKE it.
Where Do You Keep Your Condoms?
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Gee, thanks a lot, now I feel even more like an old man simply because I 1) remember that song, and 2) actually LIKE it.
That's a bit much, isn't it ?
That's got to be one of the least sexiest terms for having sex I've heard in a while. It's right up there with "bumping uglies".
That's got to be one of the least sexiest terms for having sex I've heard in a while. It's right up there with "bumping uglies".
Gee sorry I was trying to be skirtish. Would you prefer I say I am not currently engaging in sexual activities at this time. Sure requires I type more.
I did not have sexual relations... with that woman... Miss Lewinski
That's got to be one of the least sexiest terms for having sex I've heard in a while. It's right up there with "bumping uglies".
Sure requires I type more.
Sure requires I type more.
By saying that, you do realize you might have some people here asking if you need help with that?
As for the topic, I usually keep some in my rucksack and/or car glove compartment
A sampler pack in a fancy little metal tin in the bedroom. Not really sure what to do with the strawberry ones but the little cheese slicer was nice.
Mrs. Bobbit?
I think you'll find I can speak for myself, thank you very much. Though I do on occasion refrain from saying exactly what's on my mind, for reasons generally related to tact and politeness. This is one of those times. I can say what I want about myself, your comments are neither needed nor wanted.
Better than a man-clutch.
OMG, the burn!
To answer the question - in the bedroom, oddly enough.
Why do I imagine you hang yours up based upon color and season?
Yeah that was quite rude.
To answer the original topic--we keep them in the nightstands, I think.
On my penis.
Chillax dude it was just a joke.
You dont seem like the type to even be remotely interested in women or sex of any kind. You just seem very.....lonerish.
It wasnt meant to be an insult.
i've never used one. only needed one once and it was rather spontaneous...
Hardly. It's entirely the other way around, which is I expect not a secret. But...
It wasnt meant to be an insult.
I can believe this. Thanks.
Right! -we definitely need a prequel to that story
I actually have a hard time remembering the last time I was there when one was used -so many fun things you can do without -just not balloon animals
I have way too many condoms in the bottom drawer of my bedside table, since I foolishly thought about two and half years ago I'd use them for their intended purpose. Since my brother is the one likeliest te be using them anytime soon (seing as he actually has a girlfriend), I've informed him of their location. After all some of them expire next year, and it's better that someone uses them instead of them being wasted.
As for where I keep them where I go out...I don't really go out, so don't have an answer for that. I have about three in backpack for some reason
As for where I keep them where I go out...I don't really go out, so don't have an answer for that. I have about three in backpack for some reason
