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Where Do You Keep Your Condoms?

I don't use them. Period. If you're with me, you should know I'm in that period of my life where I've got a VERY loud biological clock.
 
:rolleyes: Gee sorry I was trying to be skirtish. Would you prefer I say I am not currently engaging in sexual activities at this time.


Sure requires I type more.

By saying that, you do realize you might have some people here asking if you need help with that?

As for the topic, I usually keep some in my rucksack and/or car glove compartment
 
A sampler pack in a fancy little metal tin in the bedroom. Not really sure what to do with the strawberry ones but the little cheese slicer was nice.
 
I actually have some in my desk drawer at home. They gave them out by the handful at one of the "welcome week" events at college. I didn't take any, but two of my friends did because they thought it was funny. Apparently they also thought it was funny to later give them all to me. I promptly dumped them in a drawer and forgot about them. But they're still there. If my parents ever decide to look in there I'm probably in for an unpleasant conversation or two.
What's so unpleasant about your parents knowing you can be responsible?

BTW: Do check the expiration dates -those things won't keep forever you know!
Like hes ever going to use them.

I think you'll find I can speak for myself, thank you very much. Though I do on occasion refrain from saying exactly what's on my mind, for reasons generally related to tact and politeness. This is one of those times. I can say what I want about myself, your comments are neither needed nor wanted.
 
How about using a murse?

Actually, we prefer "man-purse" ;)

Better than a man-clutch. :eek:


I actually have some in my desk drawer at home.
What's so unpleasant about your parents knowing you can be responsible?
BTW: Do check the expiration dates -those things won't keep forever you know!
Like hes ever going to use them.

OMG, the burn! :guffaw:



To answer the question - in the bedroom, oddly enough.
 
What's so unpleasant about your parents knowing you can be responsible?

BTW: Do check the expiration dates -those things won't keep forever you know!
Like hes ever going to use them.

I think you'll find I can speak for myself, thank you very much. Though I do on occasion refrain from saying exactly what's on my mind, for reasons generally related to tact and politeness. This is one of those times. I can say what I want about myself, your comments are neither needed nor wanted.
Chillax dude it was just a joke.

You dont seem like the type to even be remotely interested in women or sex of any kind. You just seem very.....lonerish.

It wasnt meant to be an insult. :cool:
 
Like hes ever going to use them.

I think you'll find I can speak for myself, thank you very much. Though I do on occasion refrain from saying exactly what's on my mind, for reasons generally related to tact and politeness. This is one of those times. I can say what I want about myself, your comments are neither needed nor wanted.
Chillax dude it was just a joke.

You dont seem like the type to even be remotely interested in women or sex of any kind. You just seem very.....lonerish.

Hardly. It's entirely the other way around, which is I expect not a secret. But...

It wasnt meant to be an insult. :cool:

I can believe this. Thanks.
 
I think maybe someone should reboot the whole Bible franchise. Get some new writers with fresh ideas...
Right! -we definitely need a prequel to that story :rolleyes: :rommie:
I don't use them. Period. If you're with me, you should know I'm in that period of my life where I've got a VERY loud biological clock.
I actually have a hard time remembering the last time I was there when one was used -so many fun things you can do without -just not balloon animals :(
 
I have way too many condoms in the bottom drawer of my bedside table, since I foolishly thought about two and half years ago I'd use them for their intended purpose. Since my brother is the one likeliest te be using them anytime soon (seing as he actually has a girlfriend), I've informed him of their location. After all some of them expire next year, and it's better that someone uses them instead of them being wasted.

As for where I keep them where I go out...I don't really go out, so don't have an answer for that. I have about three in backpack for some reason :lol:
 
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