When the Bough Breaks: Alternate methods the kids could've used...

[Peach Wookiee]

Okay, everyone, it's been a while since I've posted in here, and I had an odd idea...
What are some other ways the kids could've effected their release? Be as silly as you want to be...
My first thought was for them to think of the most annoying music they could play or sing. For example, they could sing "The Song that Never Ends."
This is a thread for humor, folks!

 

[Finn]

Wesley would have gotten Aldea into grave trouble everyday, only to save it by supper.

 

[Vger23]

Purposefully be awful at all the "special talents" they had.

 

[Peach Wookiee]

Or use those special talents against the Aldeans. Katie brings them heavy metal...at 2 AM.
Harry makes mallets...smashy-smashy begins.
These 24th century kids could wreak havoc on the Side and and the tracks I hear in my head are "The Can-can" and "In the Hall of the Mountain King."

 

[Finn]

Wear MAGA hats...

 

[Nyotarules]

Wear MAGA hats...

Make Andoria Great Again!

 

[at Quark's]

Perhaps keep nagging the Aldeans that they shouldn't devote all their time time to music or art because "everyone needs an understanding of basic calculus, whether they like it or not." ?

 

[JirinPanthosa]

Convince them that humans eat their parents when they reach puberty.

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

Hold their breath until they're sent home.

 

[Qonundrum]

The kids get together in a circle and repeat the following:

Spoiler: (Naturally...)

Hail, hail, fire and snow. Call the angel, we will go. Far away, for to see, friendly Angel come to me. Hail, hail, fire and snow. Call the angel, we will go. Far away, for to see, friendly Angel come to me.
Hail, hail, fire and snow. Call the angel, we will go. Far away, for to see, friendly Angel come to me. Hail, hail, fire and snow. Call the angel, we will go. Far away, for to see, friendly Angel come to me.
Hail, hail, fire and snow. Call the angel, we will go. Far away, for to see, friendly Angel come to me. Hail, hail, fire and snow. Call the angel, we will go. Far away, for to see, friendly Angel come to me.
Hail, hail, fire and snow. Call the angel, we will go. Far away, for to see, friendly Angel come to me. Hail, hail, fire and snow. Call the angel, we will go. Far away, for to see, friendly Angel come to me.
Ad Nauseum

Now that should be the best response of the bunch.

 

[JirinPanthosa]

We all just got together and formed our first musical masterpiece.

And a one, and a two...
One billion bottles of beer on the wall, one billion bottles of beer!

 

[F. King Daniel]

Fed the girl's pet tribble...

 

[Mojochi]

Tell them they can't really appreciate the true parenting experience until they've cleaned up poop & then just start crapping all over the place

 

[Herbert]

Wes should have organized them into a little game of "bonk bonk"

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You can't tell me it wouldn't have been satisfying to watch Radu get pummeled.

 

[Vger23]

I think it's funny that all of Aldea's civilization is represented by about 5 people. The kids basically could have just staged a bloody, violent revolt and won.

 

[Peach Wookiee]

Traps like in Home Alone would work...

 

[Herbert]

Given time, boy genius Wesley could have hacked into the Custodian.

 

[GeorgeKirk]

If Wesley Crusher had studied the James T. Kirk Method of Talking Sentient Computers To Death it would've been all over about 2 minutes after they introduced him to the Custodian.