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What's your unpopular opinions on SNW?

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Uh, it's not like Seven's boobs were falling out of her spandex jumper. But the good news for you is that today, you can barely find a show that doesn't have gay romance in it, or (in the case of the Righteous Gemstones, of all shows, and probably many other programs) all the floppy penises you could ever want! So many, many wieners!

So, welcome to TV Paradise! (Yes, a few women had to show some cleavage along the way, but it was all leading to a bonanaza of beefcake!)



Oh dear God. The audience that SNW is mugging for has never been more obvious.



Mmm hmm. You know what show doesn't get cancelled? A show that people watch.

What's wrong with penises, floppy or otherwise? Greatest movie ever and I am not exaggerating because it is my most favorite movie is "Walk Hard:The Dewey Cox Story." and it has a very funny scene that is very penis friendly in one scene.
 
Clever! Hey, the 1990's called and they'd like your "Any criticism of modern culture must mean that the critic is a closeted Archie Bunker" putdown back.

(Hold on... I've still got the 90's on the phone).

The 1990's would also like your key to their apartment back.



Here's the newer reality for you, hot off the presses: SNW is a final squeeze of the TOS lemon, and it's making the same mistakes that DIS made by forgetting that the principle audience for a show of its nature are men just like the one pictured here, in the 23rd century wearing dork glasses for some reason and pulling his too-small shirt down over his gut while an attractive woman looks on with arms folded.

nerd.jpg


Yeah, that's right. He's the guy you want tuning in every week, cuz he's the Comicon nerd who eats up Trek along with his uncooked canned ravioli. And in order to get him and his disposable income, you're going to have to throw him a bone. And that bone is the ILLUSION that he could actually get with Ortegas or Uhura, not that they are utterly unavailable to him.

(Sad, I know. Ah, but what would a lesbian or a transman understand about loneliness?)

(Actually, what would they know about loneliness? I know lots of those types of people and they all have partners and children! :nyah:)

So please, maintain your delusion where this show is not alienating those who should be its core audience. Fool yourself into thinking its sauce for the gander, deserved for centuries of oppression or however you choose to justify the subtle meanness of what used to be an all-inclusive franchise. The truth will out when Paramount pulls the plug on this lesser Trek with no warning.
I'm guessing you're single?
 
Clever! Hey, the 1990's called and they'd like your "Any criticism of modern culture must mean that the critic is a closeted Archie Bunker" putdown back.
Heh ... You outright said it, I didn't.
(a bit defensive are we)
And obviously, you are nowhere near being "closeted" in your archaic opinions.

The more you open your mouth and spout that chit, the more you just prove to everyone that you are a dying breed that needs to holler "don't oppress men" into the wind in a lame attempt to justify the supposed loss of your manhood.

No need to look down, it's still there.
(no need to whip it out in every post either)
 
Clever! Hey, the 1990's called and they'd like your "Any criticism of modern culture must mean that the critic is a closeted Archie Bunker" putdown back.

(Hold on... I've still got the 90's on the phone).

The 1990's would also like your key to their apartment back.



Here's the newer reality for you, hot off the presses: SNW is a final squeeze of the TOS lemon, and it's making the same mistakes that DIS made by forgetting that the principle audience for a show of its nature are men just like the one pictured here, in the 23rd century wearing dork glasses for some reason and pulling his too-small shirt down over his gut while an attractive woman looks on with arms folded.

nerd.jpg


Yeah, that's right. He's the guy you want tuning in every week, cuz he's the Comicon nerd who eats up Trek along with his uncooked canned ravioli. And in order to get him and his disposable income, you're going to have to throw him a bone. And that bone is the ILLUSION that he could actually get with Ortegas or Uhura, not that they are utterly unavailable to him.

(Sad, I know. Ah, but what would a lesbian or a transman understand about loneliness?)

(Actually, what would they know about loneliness? I know lots of those types of people and they all have partners and children! :nyah:)

So please, maintain your delusion where this show is not alienating those who should be its core audience. Fool yourself into thinking its sauce for the gander, deserved for centuries of oppression or however you choose to justify the subtle meanness of what used to be an all-inclusive franchise. The truth will out when Paramount pulls the plug on this lesser Trek with no warning.

The principle audience that watches SNW and genre in general are... portly guys with glasses? Really? Really?!

You've clearly NEVER been to a convention where there are people of ALL KINDS enjoying genre shows. Not only do fans run the entire spectrum of humans physically (short, tall, fit, unfit, skinny, fat, etc.), but they also come from all ages AND professions. Engineers, doctors, firefighters, cops, cashiers, construction workers, nurses, geologists, stock clerks, bank tellers, waiters/waitresses, pilots, military officers... the list is actually endless. And this is just people I have met myself at places like DragonCon. And by the way, A LOT of the people that are genre fans or go to these conventions are female. Easily 50% of the crowd, likely more.

It's actually a quite welcoming and nice environment where there isn't any bigotry or misogyny present... particularly the kind that you are presenting.
 
What's wrong with penises, floppy or otherwise? Greatest movie ever and I am not exaggerating because it is my most favorite movie is "Walk Hard:The Dewey Cox Story." and it has a very funny scene that is very penis friendly in one scene.
Well, tune in to Righteous Gemstones and you'll be in penis paradise, one episode after another. (And almost no female skin whatsoever to balance it!)
 
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Yeah, that's right. He's the guy you want tuning in every week, cuz he's the Comicon nerd who eats up Trek along with his uncooked canned ravioli. And in order to get him and his disposable income, you're going to have to throw him a bone. And that bone is the ILLUSION that he could actually get with Ortegas or Uhura, not that they are utterly unavailable to him.
Actually, I've spent the past six years telling this guy to stop watching! I don't want him to watch, I want him gone. Well, I want people with that attitude gone.

No offense to anyone here who looks like that. If you don't act like Comic Book Guy and don't live up to the stereotype, we're cool, I'm fine with you.

I'm really a Discovery Fan not a Strange New Worlds Fan, but it's still the same idea. I want people who are stuck thinking Old Trek is the Only Trek to move on.
 
Same.

Known strong people of all backgrounds.

I'm guessing I'm too dumb 'cause strength isn't offending me.

It ain't about the strength, mac. it's about NuTrek's conspicuous nut-cutting, which apparently no amount of video evidence can convince you of. Go on feeling graced, though.
 
Actually, I've spent the past six years telling this guy to stop watching! I don't want him to watch, I want him gone. Well, I want people with that attitude gone.

No offense to anyone here who looks like that. If you don't act like Comic Book Guy and live up to the stereotype, we're cool.

I'm really a Discovery Fan not a Strange New Worlds Fan, but it's still the same idea. I want people who are stuck thinking Old Trek is the Only Trek to move on.
Well, it is also unmistakable that he LOOKS like Comic Book Guy. And what do you think that is about?
 
Well, tune into Righteous Gemstones and you'll be in penis paradise, one episode after another. (And almost no female skin whatsoever to balance it!)
Oh lord, I've known guys like you my whole life.

They declare themselves to be righteous women lovers, but as soon as they can't get laid cause some woman said NO, they are more than willing to drop their trousers for a quickie from any mouth that comes along and afterward in a guilty frenzy blame it on booze or being forced by the other participant.

I can spot your type from a mile away and have been that other participant on many an occasion.
:rolleyes:
 
Clever! Hey, the 1990's called and they'd like your "Any criticism of modern culture must mean that the critic is a closeted Archie Bunker" putdown back.

(Hold on... I've still got the 90's on the phone).

The 1990's would also like your key to their apartment back.



Here's the newer reality for you, hot off the presses: SNW is a final squeeze of the TOS lemon, and it's making the same mistakes that DIS made by forgetting that the principle audience for a show of its nature are men just like the one pictured here, in the 23rd century wearing dork glasses for some reason and pulling his too-small shirt down over his gut while an attractive woman looks on with arms folded.

nerd.jpg


Yeah, that's right. He's the guy you want tuning in every week, cuz he's the Comicon nerd who eats up Trek along with his uncooked canned ravioli. And in order to get him and his disposable income, you're going to have to throw him a bone. And that bone is the ILLUSION that he could actually get with Ortegas or Uhura, not that they are utterly unavailable to him.

(Sad, I know. Ah, but what would a lesbian or a transman understand about loneliness?)

(Actually, what would they know about loneliness? I know lots of those types of people and they all have partners and children! :nyah:)

So please, maintain your delusion where this show is not alienating those who should be its core audience. Fool yourself into thinking its sauce for the gander, deserved for centuries of oppression or however you choose to justify the subtle meanness of what used to be an all-inclusive franchise. The truth will out when Paramount pulls the plug on this lesser Trek with no warning.

It ain't about the strength, mac. it's about NuTrek's conspicuous nut-cutting, which apparently no amount of video evidence can convince you of. Go on feeling graced, though.
And here I was thinking I’d already seen the most asinine and absurd things earlier today. Fortunately, I’m not one to refuse admitting I’m wrong.
 
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