I never understood that whole thing.
What's thegayest and most hetro-sexual thing you do?
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I never understood that whole thing.
Unfortunatly the old stereotypes are alive and well where I live. Which includes the 'mens' drinks thing... I still get funny looks ordering a cosmo
It actually really irritated me when a friends brother came out - he suddenly changed and felt he needed to live up to the stereotype. As a contrast my ex's dad was, in his wifes words, the most 'un-gay' man you could ever meet.
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Jetfire
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I have had 2 ex-girlfriends who turned out to be lesbians and the women I attract are usually bi.
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You base your unbelievably prejudiced description on one cousin? All the 'fag hags' I know are gorgeous, which makes the manly men furious with envy.
Under the old stereotypes, probably 90% of what I do would be considered Gay.
Unfortunatly the old stereotypes are alive and well where I live. Which includes the 'mens' drinks thing... I still get funny looks ordering a cosmo
The remaining 10% is crucial, however.
Same here, which is why most people usually think I'm gay when they meet me.Under the old stereotypes, probably 90% of what I do would be considered Gay.
Unfortunatly the old stereotypes are alive and well where I live. Which includes the 'mens' drinks thing... I still get funny looks ordering a cosmo
It's not true, I tells ya!
I doesn't matter to me whether people think I'm gay or straight or whatever. I am what I am.
I'm sure a few people I've met over the years have wondered why I don't talk about girls or girlfriends much, why I don't say anything when they comment about a girl they've just seen etc but sod it, really.
I think of my sexuality like this - if a tree falls in the woods and there is no-one around to hear it, does it make a sound ?
I can think of a million reasons ahead of them thinking I'm gay why they don't find me attractive.
My point was, does it really matter if I'm straight or gay or whatever if I don't exercise either option ?
Not at all. But it could definitely be an issue if/when you do choose to act.
I'm 80% according to a local journalist. Though he did say that soon after that was largely based on the fact that I was in a nightclub wearing a waistcoat with purple tights.
I've had the opposite effect. Some women thought I was gay and went out of their way to 'turn' me. I also seemed to get a lot more interest (outside my usual niche) when I had more feminine look.
Odd.
This is very much an if these days rather than a when. I think I went past the "stopped trying" stage about five years ago.
Yeah got that too.
Yeeeaaaahhhh.....let's just say there are several reasons why I don't party hard too much...
It's almost as bad as the time I went to a nightclub, got drunk and did the robot dance. Couldn't go to the night club after that without everybody asking me to do THAT again too.
I adore the company of gay men, they are deliciously bitchy and incredibly funny. Unless it's directed at you of course - I was at a party in a backless summer dress, enjoying the attention of a couple of chaps, when 'Alan' sashayed up to me, twirled me round and then 'weighed' my breasts. Shaking his head slightly and pursing his lips he 'stage whispered' "No darling, too big!" I was mortified
The gayest thing I do is: Hmmm. Not sure. I argue for gay rights, boycott businesses that aren't gay friendly, and have a rainbow flag on my car (mainly because of my wife). I think Tom Welling and the guy that plays Green Arrow on Smallville are all attractive, and also Orlando Bloom, but only if he's dressed as Legolas. I like the mellow sounds of the 70s, like Manilow, Air Supply, ABBA. I like "eurotrash" bands like Erasure and the Pet Shop Boys. I will stop and ask for directions.
The most hetero thing I do: I've been happily married for 17 years. I've got two kids, and I'm "dad" not just to them but to a lot of my friends, as well, and have been since high school. I work on things, even when I have no idea what I'm doing, and frequently get them working. I carry a multitool.
The most hetero thing I do: I've been happily married for 17 years. I've got two kids, and I'm "dad" not just to them but to a lot of my friends, as well, and have been since high school. I work on things, even when I have no idea what I'm doing, and frequently get them working. I carry a multitool.
Shaking his head slightly and pursing his lips he 'stage whispered' "No darling, too big!" I was mortified
Blasphemy.
CaptainHawk1
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Dunno, really. I really enjoy a lot of musical theater, and that's classically gay. I drink beer, whiskey, I smoke cigars and I watch all kinds of sports. I love to sing. I have virtually no fashion sense. I'm an environmentalist. I eat a lot of red meat.
I'm quite a paradox, come to think of it
edit: Oh, I use words like "paradox"
Ain't nothing gay about being an environmentalist/conservationist. Teddy Roosevelt would be proud and I don't think it's possible for him to have done anything gay. To the point where he could do another guy and it wouldn't be gay.
THAT'S how manly he was.
Not read very much slash-fic have you
For me, I guess the gayest would be that I enjoy interior design and color matching.
I guess the gayest thing I "do" is the guy I sleep with.
Sorry, not gay enough for this thread.
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