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What's thegayest and most hetro-sexual thing you do?

wamdue said:
jamestyler said:
It could be the Gok Wan effect.
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isnt know who Gok Wan is kinda gay all by itself? yet alone knowing that he has some kind of "effect"
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Maybe... but I did learn who Gok Wan was by watching a program because the ad had women on it advertising a show called 'How to look good naked' ;)

Though... with the amount of women he touches up - I have a strong suspicion he's not gay. I highly expect him to be in a straight sex scandal.
 
jamestyler said:
Though... with the amount of women he touches up - I have a strong suspicion he's not gay. I highly expect him to be in a straight sex scandal.
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:guffaw:

Holdfast said:
straightest thing, um loose all track of time, whilst watching a Girls Aloud video...
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...But given this half of your answer, I don't think so! :lol:
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when I see Nicola Roberts wearing her pink corset in the biology video, its like the other 4 girls just dont exist to me.
 
I guess the gayest thing I "do" is the guy I sleep with. ;) (Oops, have I outed myself?)

The most hetero thing I do is probably changing the oil on my car.
 
Emher said:
^I did that after having to play very "gay" in theater class in high school and my sis asked me what that meant. I showed her and now it's about a year since she asked about it last. I graduated high school in 2003.
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It's almost as bad as the time I went to a nightclub, got drunk and did the robot dance. Couldn't go to the night club after that without everybody asking me to do THAT again too. :lol:
 
Tachyon Shield said:
It's almost as bad as the time I went to a nightclub, got drunk and did the robot dance. Couldn't go to the night club after that without everybody asking me to do THAT again too. :lol:
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Bollocks... that made me remember something and I may have to change my answer :lol:

I get the same thing, but only with my mate Paul. Whenever we're out together we get the same hassle from the group.

Though not for our Robot dance, and this is where the answer change comes in, but for our perfected dance routine to Apache that seems to come up (as well as other songs - we get everyone involved in YMCA - everyone loves arm letters) every time we're drunk.
 
Dunno, really. I really enjoy a lot of musical theater, and that's classically gay. I drink beer, whiskey, I smoke cigars and I watch all kinds of sports. I love to sing. I have virtually no fashion sense. I'm an environmentalist. I eat a lot of red meat.

I'm quite a paradox, come to think of it ;)

edit: Oh, I use words like "paradox"
 
Gay: I like to dress nicely and have a pretty well developed fashion sense. I also have more clothes and a bigger closet than some girls I know. I'm also a fan of the occasional fruity drink. I don't know were margaritas fall on the girly/manly drink scale but I do love me my margaritas. Oh, and I recently designed a purse.

Straight: I drive a pickup truck, also drink beer/jack & coke/Jagermeister, watch baseball and NASCAR, use one product for washing my hair and the rest of me and spend about 5 mins max in the shower, listen to rock and country music, play first person shooter and racing video games, ride horses and go off-roading.
 
Being my mother's son, I have an appreciation of musicals, or at least the classics like Singin' in the Rain etc. I have, at the very least, seen most of the classics.

On the other hand, I love football, I love Arsenal, I love hating Spurs.
 
It's funny how so many people equate "hetero" stereotypes as being manly and doing things considered manly e.g. heavy rock music, fishing, "men's" drinks, etc. and the aforementioned "homo" sterotypes (both of which have the female equivalents). In today's mixed-up world, the stereotypes are starting to blur together - "homos" are into hunting, motor maintenance, the Army, etc while "heteros" care about their appearance, hang out with "girlfriends", like the Pet Shop Boys, etc.

If I were to answer the thread in current real-life terms, I wouldn't be sure what would count as "hetero" or "homo" anymore.

But by sticking to stereotypes (God, I feel sooooooo dirty! :rolleyes: :lol:), I guess the most gay thing I've done was to sit down and enjoy a good musical on the TV. And Top Gun. (Hmmm, would a Top Gun musical work, I wonder? :bolian:) [And there's the "LazyTown" thing - someone] That's not gay, that's merely a kids programme.

And the most hetero thing? I sometimes find I end up chatting up my female colleagues at work, now more so than ever, to the point that I'm simultaneously checking them out and I can't help but feel creepy. :evil: I also don't dress particularly well but will do so if expected of me (e.g. work). :p But I do love my sports, especially F1, cricket and the occasional football match. (I understand cricket. ;))

By the way, the Pet Shop Boys were never uncool. And a lot of heteros also consider them fabulous. ;)
 
The closest to gay thing I do would probably be that I like wearing "sexy," underwear.

Straightest thing I do is being attracted to the opposite sex. Top that.
 
The Gayest Thing: Loving a women and thinking it mattered

Straightest Thing: Having sex with a woman because I loved her...wait, that is gay too!


JF
 
Hermiod said:
^Jeez, dude, at least you didn't say you enjoyed "making love" with a woman. :rolleyes:

:p
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That is gay too, well it is gay if you act like you enjoy it, you are really ment to act like it is nothing, that makes you a man. :techman:



JF
 
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