What's the worst they could do?

[Yevetha]

An hour of screen time devoted to Quark talking about gold-pressed latinum.

Quark is at least funny.

 

[Set Harth]

If you say so.

 

[Temis the Vorta]

The worst they could do is not properly publicise this film.

They could hire the marketing geniuses who did the John Carter campaign.

Coming this summer ... James T. Kirk!!

I was going to do that joke and then realized that "James T. Kirk" does mean something to people. Maybe if they called it (ahem) Gary Mitchell. Or Salt Monster.

 

[Cadet49]

Have Kirk's memory wiped by a strange alien monument on a mission to a planet, where he ends up believing he can control the weather by pumping his fists in the air and yelling, "I ... am ... Kirok! KIROKKKK!!!" ;-)

... they could put a night club on one deck of the Enterprise, with the crew dancing to Beastie Boys "Intergalactic". ;-)

... and in the night club, the lens flare would be replaced by strobe lights!

 

[M'Sharak]

Have Kirk's memory wiped by a strange alien monument on a mission to a planet, where he ends up believing he can control the weather by pumping his fists in the air and yelling, "I ... am ... Kirok! KIROKKKK!!!" ;-)

... they could put a night club on one deck of the Enterprise, with the crew dancing to Beastie Boys "Intergalactic". ;-)

... and in the night club, the lens flare would be replaced by strobe lights!

Please don't post three times in succession. If you have just posted and think of something else you want to add, use the Edit button to amend the existing post.

I will merge these for you.

 

[CaptainMatt]

The worst they could do is not properly publicise this film.

They could hire the marketing geniuses who did the John Carter campaign.

Coming this summer ... James T. Kirk!!

Green CGI lizardman throws a giant rock
Kirk backhands a pig-nosed Tellarite
Pointy-eared Vulcan looks up from sensor console
Minivan-shaped shuttlecraft blast off from a desert planet

... When Earth was in danger, only one man could save it ...

Kingons stare menacingly
Vulcan tries to stab Kirk in the heart with an two-handed axe
Green animal woman moves in for a lapdance

... and that man is --- James T. Kirk ...

Shot of starship in spacedock
Explosion as battle rages in asteroid field
Uhura screaming
Klingon ship swoops over the Golden Gate bridge


Teenaged audience: Lame, looks like a ripoff of Avatar.

Now THAT brought a smile to my face and provoked a laugh from my mouth.