What's the worst they could do?

[Enterprise is Great]

They recast Kirk. Now he's played by Pauley Shore.

 

[MattWallace]

What's the worst that they could do? Fire J.J. Abrams and replace him with Michael Bay, Paul W.S. Anderson, Rob Cohen, or Stephen Sommers.

They could do a lot worse that replacing Abrams with Bay. After all, Bay's Transformers have averaged $350 over 3 films. That's about 40% than Star Trek made. Money talks and Bay's movies get listened to.

 

[7thsealord]

What's the worst that they could do? Fire J.J. Abrams and replace him with Michael Bay, Paul W.S. Anderson, Rob Cohen, or Stephen Sommers.

They could do a lot worse that replacing Abrams with Bay. After all, Bay's Transformers have averaged $350 over 3 films. That's about 40% than Star Trek made. Money talks and Bay's movies get listened to.

... if only to hear all the explosions.

 

[M'Sharak]

What's the worst that they could do? Fire J.J. Abrams and replace him with Michael Bay, Paul W.S. Anderson, Rob Cohen, or Stephen Sommers.

They could do a lot worse that replacing Abrams with Bay. After all, Bay's Transformers have averaged $350 over 3 films. That's about 40% than Star Trek made. Money talks and Bay's movies get listened to.

... if only to hear all the explosions.

Pfft, you can hear those clearly enough through the wall, as you're trying to watch a different movie entirely in the theater adjacent.

 

[JarodRussell]

I thought to myself, "What's the worst that could happen?"

A sequel!

 

[T'Cal]

No. A squeak-uel! Yes, the Chipmunks are the villains! "Star Trek: StarChip Mine"

 

[inflatabledalek]

They don't have the Gorn as the main villain.

 

[Sector 7]

Ensign Sue is transferred to the Enterprise.

 

[The Castellan]

Ensign Sue is transferred to the Enterprise.

Does this mean we're also going to see the Enterprise's front end bouncing up and down like some of my friends putting hydraulics in their cars to bounce up and down?

 

[M'Sharak]

Ensign Sue is transferred to the Enterprise.

Does this mean we're also going to see the Enterprise's front end bouncing up and down like some of my friends putting hydraulics in their cars to bounce up and down?

Dude, just go read the comic. It's pretty funny and I'm almost positive that it contains no cars (or starships) doing wheel-hops with hydraulics.

 

[Kemaiku]

Reading through it now, Space Unicorn

 

[CaptainMatt]

Not have Carol Marcus. But then I love Carol Marcus and her story. Unless this version doesn't have a Carol Marcus......

 

[Hythlodeus]

There is ALWAYS a Carol Marcus

 

[T'Girl]

They recast Kirk. Now he's played by Pauley Shore.

They recast the entire movie, with the people from Jersey Shore.

 

[Patrickivan]

They recast Kirk. Now he's played by Pauley Shore.

Space, the final frontier
These are the voyages of the Starship ManWhore
It's 5 year mission, to seek out new life and new civilizations
To boldly go where no ManJina has gone before!

They recast Kirk. Now he's played by Pauley Shore.

They recast the entire movie, with the people from Jersey Shore.

And cast the space villians with "Boston" Rob, Coach (Benny), and the crazy Uncle and Nephew (what's their names again? The oil barons).

 

[Methos]

Worst thing... i think would be just to 'update' the old movies with new technology and actors...

can you imagine going through the V'ger storyline again with the new Enterprise and crew... no thanks...

M

 

[CommanderRaytas]

I second the "Khan of Borg" motion.

If they bring Khan back, I'll only go watch it once (cue in Comic Book Guy)! Feel my nerd rage!

 

[Rockman]

Not have Carol Marcus. But then I love Carol Marcus and her story. Unless this version doesn't have a Carol Marcus......

Who knows?

Perhaps the new blonde actress cast in the film may fit that role.

 

[M.A.C.O.]

While not the worst thing they could do. This would be an improvement over those incessant lens flares and action for the sake of action scenes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=UfzuRMthMzk

 

[MikeS]

The NuEnterprise is dragged into the Delta Quadrant by a being that is looking to procreate. The being dies before "getting his". For reasons that are clear only in Kirk's head, he is left with a choice between destroying his crews only way home or leaving an entire race to face genocide. He chooses the latter, forgetting that he could have left a timed explosive device behind to prevent the genocide.