Seriously, though, a fence.
What's the Best Way to Keep Tresspasers of Your Yard?
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In lieu of a fence you can get some retaining wall stones and just built a stout "wall" around the edge of your property (or 6-inches back is I think the usual MO for erecting a barrier around your property.) It'd look nice without the "obtrusion" that a fence would have or the visual "eye-sore" or any other problems you may have with a fence. Talking to your local home-improvement store about these.
With these erected around the perimeter of the property you can then place some "no trespassing" signs near them. But this is a "heavy" deterrent at best as there's still little actually preventing people from getting on your property or littering on it. The only way to do that is, yes, a fence.
With these erected around the perimeter of the property you can then place some "no trespassing" signs near them. But this is a "heavy" deterrent at best as there's still little actually preventing people from getting on your property or littering on it. The only way to do that is, yes, a fence.
A bigger dog, preferably one that needs being contained by an electric fence and loads of "Ferocious dog on guard"-signs.
Older relatives sunbathing (or playing ball) naked in your yard.
That device you linked to would also do the trick I guess
Older relatives sunbathing (or playing ball) naked in your yard.
That device you linked to would also do the trick I guess
Just a sign:
Or a large doghouse with a broken chain and cattle bones scattered around it.
Or a large doghouse with a broken chain and cattle bones scattered around it.
"Beware of Snakes" signs placed at intervals around your yard might help. (Several large, thoroughly-cleaned beef bones scattered through the yard might lend emphasis as to the size of said snakes.) Or maybe a pressure-triggered sprinkler system.
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Heh -- great minds and all that.
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If you want to keep the trespassers of your yard, I'd suggest liberal use of bear traps and sound proofing the basement.
Force field.
Or plant a nice hedge, and put some "no trespassing" or "private property" signs outside it.
Or plant a nice hedge, and put some "no trespassing" or "private property" signs outside it.
Signs are nothing if you don't back it up. Plant those mines!Just a sign:
Hey, I like your way of thinking!
Not all of us own guns.
A katana or nunchuks would be the manlier option. Or a crossbow if you live in the South.
"Pinching a loaf"?
A loaf of what?
"Pinching a loaf"?
Poop.
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