Whatever happened to Starship Exeter?

[Maurice]

I could get some behind the scenes screenshots, sure. Next time I'm in the footage I'll see what I can find.

 

[Expo67]

Who decided that nudity is exclusively for the pleasure of men and not women? Are you actually suggesting that someone who contracts AIDS/HIV deserves it??

I think you're the one who is being disrespectful and sullying this free spirited bit of fun that some people have been known to have on a message board.

In case you've forgotten, this is a BBS, not a monastery. Lighten up.

I'll lighten up when humanity starts acting on a more mature level and less of an adolescent, juvenille nature.

 

[Expo67]

That's because you don't bathe!

A very infallible method for assuring permanent partner fidelity.

Most illogical.

Only if you lube with superglue.

That's gross, Captain.

 

[number6]

Who decided that nudity is exclusively for the pleasure of men and not women? Are you actually suggesting that someone who contracts AIDS/HIV deserves it??

I think you're the one who is being disrespectful and sullying this free spirited bit of fun that some people have been known to have on a message board.

In case you've forgotten, this is a BBS, not a monastery. Lighten up.

I'll lighten up when humanity starts acting on a more mature level and less of an adolescent, juvenille nature.

You're gonna spend a lot of years in perpetual frustration if you think that will happen on teh intrawebs.

Everyone knows the internet was invented for porn!

Seriously..Don't be such a buzzkill.

 

[number6]

I could get some behind the scenes screenshots, sure. Next time I'm in the footage I'll see what I can find.

If you have any SFX shots you can share...especially beauty shots of the Exeter!!

 

[Expo67]

I could get some behind the scenes screenshots, sure. Next time I'm in the footage I'll see what I can find.

If you have any SFX shots you can share...especially beauty shots of the Exeter!!

Now, that is something worth discussing.

 

[number6]

Naked Starship Porn: The Porn That Binds Us.

 

[Expo67]

Naked Starship Porn: The Porn That Binds Us.

And you talk about me being a BUZZKILL! Most illogical.

 

[number6]

And you're going to cover up those ample nacelles??

 

[Psion]

You'll all go blind, looking at that stuff.

And get hairy palms.

[looks at his own palms and shudders]

 

[Amaris]

You'll all go blind, looking at that stuff.

And get hairy palms.

[looks at his own palms and shudders]

On the plus side, waxing the car has never been easier or more convenient!

 

[Psion]

You'll all go blind, looking at that stuff.

And get hairy palms.

[looks at his own palms and shudders]

On the plus side, waxing the car has never been easier or more convenient!

Oh, I so wish we had karma here!

 

[Captain Robert April]

Naked Starship Porn: The Porn That Binds Us.

Oooooh, this is giving me an idea...

 

[Gepard]

You'll all go blind, looking at that stuff.

And get hairy palms.

[looks at his own palms and shudders]

On the plus side, waxing the car has never been easier or more convenient!

Wax on, whack off?

 

[USS Intrepid]

Naked Starship Porn: The Porn That Binds Us.

Oooooh, this is giving me an idea...

I don't think I want to know.

 

[Expo67]

Naked Starship Porn: The Porn That Binds Us.

Oooooh, this is giving me an idea...

I don't think I want to know.

That makes two of us.

I thought this thread was about Starship Exeter. Not some pornographic version about the late Gene Roddenberry's original space odyssey.

If anyone wants to discuss such a version, then start another thread. Leave this one to the original subject that it started out with in the first place. That subject being Starship Exeter.

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

Naked Starship Porn: The Porn That Binds Us.

Oooooh, this is giving me an idea...

I don't think I want to know.

"What would happen to man's search for knowledge?"

 

[USS Intrepid]

Oooooh, this is giving me an idea...

I don't think I want to know.

"What would happen to man's search for knowledge?"

In that case, I have some lovely Spican Flame Gems you might like. Only 10 credits a pop.

 

[Psion]

Oooooh, this is giving me an idea...

I don't think I want to know.

That makes two of us.

I thought this thread was about Starship Exeter. Not some pornographic version about the late Gene Roddenberry's original space odyssey.

If anyone wants to discuss such a version, then start another thread. Leave this one to the original subject that it started out with in the first place. That subject being Starship Exeter.

Oh, don't be so dowdy! Given April's predilections, it's likely to be something along the lines of the cover of Playship magazine, complete with a center-fold spread on Constitution class starships and a naughty take on the facing of the bridge.

Does she warp?
Does she scan?
Does she come complete?
My Starfleet, Starfleet Big E always shook me from my seat.
She was the toughest starship, no other could ever take
My memory of Enterprise I never will forsake.
Years go by, I'm looking through a ship-porn magazine
And there's my Starfleet Big E on the pages in between!
(Chorus)
My blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold
Enterprise is a center-fold!
Big E is a center-fold!
My blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold
Big E is a center-fold!

...with apologies to J Geils Band.

 

[Barbreader]

This is my well be exactly "Whatever happened to Starship Exeter" that is, ... it got sidetracked...