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What would you do on the holodeck?

Forbin

Forbin

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Me:
WWII fighter pilot, 56th Fighter Group, escorting B-17s over Germany in a P-47. Flight sims are one thing, but a totally immersive dogfight with Fw-190s, trying to save the Big Friends on their way to Regensburg, would be the ultimate experience for this military airplane buff.

You?
 
I wouldn't know where to begin.

I must say if one existed today drugs would be a thing of the past ,because this addiction would override them all.
 
Awww, c'mon. Realistically speaking, what would 99 percent of us do on the holodeck? Things that would be inappropriate to describe in detail here, that's for sure! :evil: :devil: :hugegrin:
 
I'd call up a holo-sim of Lucy Liu and never be seen in the real world again.

No, wait...I might run the Linda Park sim instead on Tuesdays and Thursdays. :cool:
 
scotpens said:
Awww, c'mon. Realistically speaking, what would 99 percent of us do on the holodeck? Things that would be inappropriate to describe in detail here, that's for sure! :evil: :devil: :hugegrin:
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Well of course, after I landed from the combat mission, I'd relax with one or three of the girls I had the hots for in high schooi, or possibly Mila Kunis and Eliza Dushku. In Jello.
 
The thing I always wondered about the holodecks, especially Quark's holosuites, is who did the jizz mopping? Did they have an auto-clean feature for that?

I probably need therapy.
 
Clearly I'm more TNG than DS9 here. Fantasy Holodeck sex? Meh -
too psychologically weird for me. Holodeck versions of computer games? OMGWTFBBQ!!!

Personally, I'm pretty sure I'd flunk out of college due to wasting all my time on epic holodeck Tomb Raider and Half-Life sessions.
 
^Well, we know Riker's headed for the holodeck, but not what he does there. Given that this is the guy who spends his downtime watching holos of women playing harps, it's possible his holo-fantasies are about as raunchy as a daytime soap opera.

(Plus, he ought to have learned from 11001001 that Picard will just cock-block him if he tries anything else. ;) )
 
The Wormhole said:
SiorX said:
Clearly I'm more TNG than DS9 here. Fantasy Holodeck sex?
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There was holodeck sex on TNG. It was implied Riker used the holodeck for sexual purposes in The Perfect Mate.
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Yep. I'd bet 90+% of males would use it for that purpose at some point. I'd believe the female % would be lower, but I can't speak for them.

Of course I'd do all those other things. But most definitely I'm exploring some guilt-free no-strings-attached sexual debauchery.

One way or another, Minuet was banged. I can assure you.
 
Bone my way through the classic pinup and burlesque gals of days of yore.

And live my own comic book as a superhero.
 
Me?


1) I would hold conversations with America's Founding Fathers, and Ronald Reagan--possibly play poker with them, to follow Data's example. ;) I would ask them what they felt about America, its principles, its freedoms, and so on.


2) I would take part in a James-Bond spy program, a la Julian Bashir.


3) I would have a "discussion" with Ezri Dax (pre-Julian-relationship).

...Preferably on a balcony at night...with a full moon and a clear, starry sky...overlooking the sea.... :luvlove:
 
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Aside from the obvious sexual uses?

Dungeons and Dragons, and other RPGs, using the actual book rules but in a virtual environment.
 
I'd prolly slip and fall because it would be covered in an outrageous amount of thousands of crazy trek fans man gravy. Therefore I would never get within 100 miles of it.
 
Like video game systems of today, it woudn't be just "Trek fans" participating.

Leave the comedy to the professionals, kid.
 
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