What would you do if a friend pee'd on your sofa?

[Lonemagpie]

Rub his face in it, smack him with a rolled-up newspaper, and throw him out in the yard...

 

[K'Ehleyr]

Not to get into too much detail, but did your sofa smell of pee when you found it the next morning after he'd got up? I'm not suggesting you should have sniffed it or anything () but going by my experience of currently toilet training young master trampledamage, by the next morning it'd be smelling pretty distinctive.

I was just wondering if his lack of shame was down to the fact that he'd done that thing so beloved of sit-com writers and spilled water on himself that looked like he'd peed.

No it didn't smell ~ but I "oxi-cleaned" it anyway.
And as much as I love him, I don't think he'd be cruel enough to do that to me

A: Should I have made a scene and sent him to the nearest dry-cleaners?
B: Should I have joked about it and left a bottle of spray and a cloth in easy veiw?
C: Should I have did what I did and ignored it and cleaned it up myself ~ thus avoiding embarrassement on both parts.

D: Should have made a joke about it and sent him to the nearest dry-cleaners!

I'm really still unsure that he knows.

My course of action would be C - to say nothing and take care of it myself.

On second note, I wouldn't invite a potential bed-wetter type into my home with permission to spend the night without doing something to protect the furniture. Actually, I probably wouldn't invite that type over to spend the night in the first place.

I did not know what would happen and I'm convinced he didn't either.

Thanks for the replies. Case closed.
K'Eh. x

 

[Kira Nerys]

Made him take everything to the dry cleaners

 

[jamestyler]

I'm voting for A. But I do love to make a scene...

 

[Captain Brylcream]

Meh, these things happen, I work in a profession where most of my friends/colleagues are borderline alcoholics and as such wake up in my bunk to find things such as spew all across my sofa, urine in the bin next to the door, and on one occasion a naked man in my sink.....but I digress.

Hell these embarrasing little incidents happen to all of us, especially when we've been getting festive, I, for example have vomited all over myself on occasions to numerous to list here, these have however given me charming anecdotes to regail at family dinners where I have a hangover and can't be bothered to be polite.

I'd go for C - Pretend it didn't happen and clean it up myself, but then again I have worked with Norwegians and once you've cleaned up after them on a weekend's partying you never fear having to clean anything up again.

Other than that you never know when anything embarrasing like this may happen to you, and it's good to get a little good karma stored away, because the worst thing is someone coming in and yelling at you over it.

 

[bigdaddy]

Jayson... when did you change your name?

Not a Jayson topic? Then this is fail.

 

[K'Ehleyr]

Meh, these things happen, I work in a profession where most of my friends/colleagues are borderline alcoholics and as such wake up in my bunk to find things such as spew all across my sofa, urine in the bin next to the door, and on one occasion a naked man in my sink.....but I digress.

Hell these embarrasing little incidents happen to all of us, especially when we've been getting festive, I, for example have vomited all over myself on occasions to numerous to list here, these have however given me charming anecdotes to regail at family dinners where I have a hangover and can't be bothered to be polite.

I'd go for C - Pretend it didn't happen and clean it up myself, but then again I have worked with Norwegians and once you've cleaned up after them on a weekend's partying you never fear having to clean anything up again.

Other than that you never know when anything embarrasing like this may happen to you, and it's good to get a little good karma stored away, because the worst thing is someone coming in and yelling at you over it.

"and on one occasion a naked man in my sink.....but I digress."
See that I could have dealt with ~ cold tap, full blast and "Oh I'm sorry I didn't see you there!"

I think you have the right idea to forgive and forget and store the karma. It was an awkward moment, but it has gone.

and BTW I love how your life sounds