What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar?

[c0rnedfr0g]

Pipe down, it's a Family Guy reference

 

[c0rnedfr0g]

Option 1:

HOP on 1 foot*

 

[c0rnedfr0g]

hmmmm, it's looking like the majority of people would rather kill someone than act briefly like an idiot

 

[Captain Intrepid]

Well I have my reputation to uphold...

 

[Kronos]

hmmmm, it's looking like the majority of people would rather kill someone than act briefly like an idiot

You can sell the body parts for more klondike bars.

Win-Win.

 

[Gepard]

Kill a man. In fact, if I have to do anything less than kill a man, I do not want my Klondike bar.

 

[MarianLH]

Does option #3 also come with immunity from prosecution? And can I pick the target?


Marian

 

[RoJoHen]

Klondike Bars are the most mediocre ice cream bar ever made.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

I'd kill a man.

I'd rather commit planet-wide genocide for one though.

 

[Good Will Riker]

I would screw Hilary Duff!

There, I cheated on the Kobayashi Maru.

 

[RoJoHen]

I would screw Hilary Duff!

There, I cheated on the Kobayashi Maru.

You sure she's not too Caucasian for you?

 

[Trekker4747]

Not much. Not a fan.

 

[Captain Intrepid]

I would screw Hilary Duff!

There, I cheated on the Kobayashi Maru.

You sure she's not too Caucasian for you?

He wants her to be cocked by an asian.

Old joke i know...

 

[RJDiogenes]

I wouldn't do anything for a Klondike bar. If it were a Dark Chocolate Milky Way, however, all bets would be off....

 

[Good Will Riker]

I would screw Hilary Duff!

There, I cheated on the Kobayashi Maru.

You sure she's not too Caucasian for you?

I would be all over her like white on rice!

 

[Locutus of Bored]

I would screw Hilary Duff!
There, I cheated on the Kobayashi Maru.

You sure she's not too Caucasian for you?

I would be all over her like white on rice!

This seems wrong somehow.


Anyway, I would "Hope on 1 foot" that I'd get something better than a Klondike bar, because they suck. Maybe if it was a Dove Bar or a Cookies & Cream Drumstick I'd do something really outrageous. Would two-footed hoping work better?

 

[RoJoHen]

I wouldn't do anything for a Klondike bar. If it were a Dark Chocolate Milky Way, however, all bets would be off....

YES!

I found one yesterday! Most of the stores around here stopped selling them, but I found a Milky Way Midnight yesterday! So delicious.

 

[Plecostomus]

Where do I sign up for the murdering?

 

[OdoWanKenobi]

I'd go to the store and buy one.

 

[Mallory]

Where do I sign up for the murdering?

Let me know when you find out. Getting a Klondike Bar would just be an added bonus.