What Would The World Be Like WITHOUT...........................
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Perhaps Christianity would have begun in Transylvania.
Count Dracula would have been a pope!
He wouldz have been ze first.
It all makes sense! It's so simple!
No wait, it's needlessly complicated.
No wait, it's needlessly complicated.
Who would be Blade, though? The anti-christ? 
We need to write the new, updated Bible.
What would be the commandments, though?
Thou shalt not drink animal blood?
Thou shalt not drink animal blood?
There's a touchy question though. I like my steaks medium rare. So eating animal blood or drinking animal blood? A slippery slope there i think.
That'll be a forbidden food then; anything that has blood in it.
So are the Christians vegetarian vampires then? Those two words have probable never before been in a single sentence.
Don't take my big slabs of meat from me. 
Hmmm ... goes back to the gay thing ...
Hmmm ... goes back to the gay thing ...
Don't take my big slabs of meat from me.
Hmmm ... goes back to the gay thing ...
You are shamesless McBundy, completely shameless.
I'll be here all week. Try the veal. 
Of course the same thing can be said about cars! -and since alcohol has been around for a few millennia longer than cars...
I say we abolish cars!
Rapping has been around longer than Christianity, doesn't mean we should rape jsut because it's been around longer.
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