What is the final meal you want to have before slowly decomposing into your constituent molecules?
I would slay those who would murder me and eat their hearts.
I would slay those who would murder me and eat their hearts.
What is the final meal you want to have before slowly decomposing into your constituent molecules?
This would depend upon the circumstances. Let's say the circumstance is that I was innocent.
So, with that in mind, I'd want to punish as many people there as I can after my death. The best way to do that is with the following meal:
- Bread sticks.
- A bottle or two of sugar free soda. If you've had it, you know if goes through you and doesn't linger like regular soda.
- A package of sugar free cookies.
- A package of sugar free wafers.
- Two packages of sugar free mint patties.
- Ten spicy Taco Bell tacos.
- Hot chili (even though I hate chili).
- A pack of Mentos.
- And finally as many extra strength laxatives as I can swallow. All those and the things above while chuggung that soda down.
Ever heard the expression "shitting like a wild goose". You better believe I'm gonna spray the room while being executed and when dead, imagine that bowel release. The cops in the room, the people watching, the cleaning crew, the people who handle my body afterwards, any laundry people, you better believe they're gonna regret my last meal.
What is the final meal you want to have before slowly decomposing into your constituent molecules?
This, for the simple reason that the meal would just be meant to sustain me for a short while. I think I'd give the animal "kingdom" a pass and eat some steamed vegetables or something.I've often thought that if I was to be executed my last meal would be simple vegetables, some greens probably. In the face of violent death I would have an aversion to contributing to any more death and would not eat any meat.
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