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What would be your "Last Meal"?

1/2 pound Mushroom Swiss burger smothered with onions with cheese infused into the meat patty on top of a thick slice of Swiss
A slice of the cheesiest pizza with a garlic butter crust
Chocolate milkshake with whipped cream
A Monterey Jack cheese quesadilla
A bowl of chicken and dumplings
Bread roll with lots of butter
A banana split.
 
Fried tilapia, Jumbo fried shrimp, stuffed shrimp, stuffed crab cake with French fries & coleslaw
 
Well, I am a vegetarian and have been so for 10 years, BUT if it's my LAST MEAL, then screw that.

Fried chicken, biscuits, and mashed potatoes
Chopped meat with mashed potatoes and corn (my mommy made this for me all the time, it was my fave meal as a kid)
Burnt grilled cheese like my mom made
Stew like my mom made
 
I've often thought that if I was to be executed my last meal would be simple vegetables, some greens probably. In the face of violent death I would have an aversion to contributing to any more death and would not eat any meat.
 
This would depend upon the circumstances. Let's say the circumstance is that I was innocent.


So, with that in mind, I'd want to punish as many people there as I can after my death. The best way to do that is with the following meal:
  • Bread sticks.
  • A bottle or two of sugar free soda. If you've had it, you know if goes through you and doesn't linger like regular soda.
  • A package of sugar free cookies.
  • A package of sugar free wafers.
  • Two packages of sugar free mint patties.
  • Ten spicy Taco Bell tacos.
  • Hot chili (even though I hate chili).
  • A pack of Mentos.
  • And finally as many extra strength laxatives as I can swallow. All those and the things above while chuggung that soda down.
Ever heard the expression "shitting like a wild goose"? You better believe I'm gonna spray the room while being executed and when dead, imagine that bowel release. The cops in the room, the people watching, the cleaning crew, the people who handle my body afterwards, any laundry people, you better believe they're gonna regret my last meal.
 
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This would depend upon the circumstances. Let's say the circumstance is that I was innocent.

So, with that in mind, I'd want to punish as many people there as I can after my death. The best way to do that is with the following meal:
  • Bread sticks.
  • A bottle or two of sugar free soda. If you've had it, you know if goes through you and doesn't linger like regular soda.
  • A package of sugar free cookies.
  • A package of sugar free wafers.
  • Two packages of sugar free mint patties.
  • Ten spicy Taco Bell tacos.
  • Hot chili (even though I hate chili).
  • A pack of Mentos.
  • And finally as many extra strength laxatives as I can swallow. All those and the things above while chuggung that soda down.

Ever heard the expression "shitting like a wild goose". You better believe I'm gonna spray the room while being executed and when dead, imagine that bowel release. The cops in the room, the people watching, the cleaning crew, the people who handle my body afterwards, any laundry people, you better believe they're gonna regret my last meal.

:guffaw::guffaw:
 
A fifteen billion kiloton nuclear warhead. I'm taking all of you out with me!

...also: why do you ask - what are you planning - who hired you to kill me?!
 
I've often thought that if I was to be executed my last meal would be simple vegetables, some greens probably. In the face of violent death I would have an aversion to contributing to any more death and would not eat any meat.
This, for the simple reason that the meal would just be meant to sustain me for a short while. I think I'd give the animal "kingdom" a pass and eat some steamed vegetables or something.
 
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The only reason you are eating before executive is to spare yourself the discomfort of hunger pains on top of all your other discomforts, like terror.
 
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