Lately I've been listening to "Punching in a Dream" by The Naked and Famous, "Hot Mess" by Chromeo, "Never Ending Circles" by Chvrches, and "Chains of Love" by Erasure.
What Song Are You Listening to Right Now
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This is the most hilarious parody I've ever heard. 
Just play those four chords from that Flo Rida song
There used to be different hits now we recycle one
and play it ad nauseum
None of my fans give a damn cus they're stupid and young
(dumb dumb dumb dumb young and dumb)
Their brains have gone numb
(numb numb numb our brains are numb)
Cus thinking is dumb
(dumb dumb dumb dumb books are dumb)
Do what I say every day, and your gonna die dumb
Let's chug some rum with our bums, and make sure we die young.
Back Yard Wrestling
Falling off of balcony's
Tweet your twat. Text and drive.
Drinking vodka through your eyes.
Ain't got no weed but we got plant fertilizer. (YOLO)
Can't get no beer so we drink hand sanitizer (Oh no.)
Screwed a ghost cus I'm such a freak
Or maybe it was some dude in a sheet
I dress like a truck stop whore
Your daughter loves me, and she's four
I was a hot mess. Now I'm just a plain mess
I must confess that some nights I just want to go home
And read a book all alone
It's possible that we might grow up and die old
(No no no we won't get old)
That's what I've been told
(No no no you can't go home)
I'm getting a cold
(dumb dumb dumb dumb we're still dumb)
DAD
You're living hard while you're young, and it's making you old
MOM
That boob tattoo's gonna droop and be unreadable.
KE$HA
Trainwrecks state your creed
TRAINWRECKS
Never sober never clean
KE$HA
Out the cab flash the vag
Set the women's movement back
Still don't care nothin' about my personal hygiene (pew)
A raccoon family is nesting in my jeans (cute)
If you act like a moron for fun (duh)
Pretty soon you will become one (huh)
Slowly getting back at our fathers
Let's sing all my songs on top of each other
Don't Stop- Take it off -DJ --Bla bla-Tik Tok We R Who who we R stop talk talk talk talkin blooooooooo is my drug (repeat)
Just play those four chords from that Flo Rida song
There used to be different hits now we recycle one
and play it ad nauseum
None of my fans give a damn cus they're stupid and young
(dumb dumb dumb dumb young and dumb)
Their brains have gone numb
(numb numb numb our brains are numb)
Cus thinking is dumb
(dumb dumb dumb dumb books are dumb)
Do what I say every day, and your gonna die dumb
Let's chug some rum with our bums, and make sure we die young.
Back Yard Wrestling
Falling off of balcony's
Tweet your twat. Text and drive.
Drinking vodka through your eyes.
Ain't got no weed but we got plant fertilizer. (YOLO)
Can't get no beer so we drink hand sanitizer (Oh no.)
Screwed a ghost cus I'm such a freak
Or maybe it was some dude in a sheet
I dress like a truck stop whore
Your daughter loves me, and she's four
I was a hot mess. Now I'm just a plain mess
I must confess that some nights I just want to go home
And read a book all alone
It's possible that we might grow up and die old
(No no no we won't get old)
That's what I've been told
(No no no you can't go home)
I'm getting a cold
(dumb dumb dumb dumb we're still dumb)
DAD
You're living hard while you're young, and it's making you old
MOM
That boob tattoo's gonna droop and be unreadable.
KE$HA
Trainwrecks state your creed
TRAINWRECKS
Never sober never clean
KE$HA
Out the cab flash the vag
Set the women's movement back
Still don't care nothin' about my personal hygiene (pew)
A raccoon family is nesting in my jeans (cute)
If you act like a moron for fun (duh)
Pretty soon you will become one (huh)
Slowly getting back at our fathers
Let's sing all my songs on top of each other
Don't Stop- Take it off -DJ --Bla bla-Tik Tok We R Who who we R stop talk talk talk talkin blooooooooo is my drug (repeat)
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Can't say I'm surprised how easy it is to parody Ke$ha.
Wake up in the morning looking greener than Shrek
Sleeping in a tub can really mess up your neck
Before I leave I stop and vomit up tequilla and glitter
It seems I'm spending every morning with my head in the s**tter
Got vomit in my hair
But Im way too sick to care
Now Im fallin down the stairs
I pull myself off the floor
Then Im almost at the door
But my family is waiting for me
Oh crap not again
Its an intervention
Its cool Im fine
I can stop at any time
DAD
Thats a lie
You wont try
Now youve made your mother cry Look!
MOM
O o o o O o o o
KESHA
Im outta here
This is queer
I just drank a couple beers
MOM
Dont leave
We love you
We even hired Dr. Drew
DR. DREW
This pattern
needs to end
KESHA
I think I have to puke again
O o o o O o o o
KESHA
So, I decide to stay, but my head is still reeling
Then they all go down the line talkin bout their feelings
BROTHER [reading]
It makes me sad when I see brush your teeth with Jack
Also you borrowed my gold bike and never gave it back
DAD
Stop showing off your butt
Youre making young girls act like sluts
And youre starting to get a beer gut
DR. DREW
This behavior is a dead end
P. Diddy is not your friend
Youll end up like Lindsay Lohan
L-L-L-L-Lohan
KESHA
This is whack
I feel trapped
DR. DREW
We just want the old Kesha back
KESHA
Screw you
Dr. Drew
And your stupid camera crew
MOM
Hey you
dont have to shout
We're just trying to help you out
O o o o O o o o
KESHA
Okay
Its time you know
This is just a video
I dont drink
Or pee in sinks
Thats just what I want my fans to think
Its all an act
And in fact
Its even in my contract
Wake up in the morning looking greener than Shrek
Sleeping in a tub can really mess up your neck
Before I leave I stop and vomit up tequilla and glitter
It seems I'm spending every morning with my head in the s**tter
Got vomit in my hair
But Im way too sick to care
Now Im fallin down the stairs
I pull myself off the floor
Then Im almost at the door
But my family is waiting for me
Oh crap not again
Its an intervention
Its cool Im fine
I can stop at any time
DAD
Thats a lie
You wont try
Now youve made your mother cry Look!
MOM
O o o o O o o o
KESHA
Im outta here
This is queer
I just drank a couple beers
MOM
Dont leave
We love you
We even hired Dr. Drew
DR. DREW
This pattern
needs to end
KESHA
I think I have to puke again
O o o o O o o o
KESHA
So, I decide to stay, but my head is still reeling
Then they all go down the line talkin bout their feelings
BROTHER [reading]
It makes me sad when I see brush your teeth with Jack
Also you borrowed my gold bike and never gave it back
DAD
Stop showing off your butt
Youre making young girls act like sluts
And youre starting to get a beer gut
DR. DREW
This behavior is a dead end
P. Diddy is not your friend
Youll end up like Lindsay Lohan
L-L-L-L-Lohan
KESHA
This is whack
I feel trapped
DR. DREW
We just want the old Kesha back
KESHA
Screw you
Dr. Drew
And your stupid camera crew
MOM
Hey you
dont have to shout
We're just trying to help you out
O o o o O o o o
KESHA
Okay
Its time you know
This is just a video
I dont drink
Or pee in sinks
Thats just what I want my fans to think
Its all an act
And in fact
Its even in my contract
"The Unbroken Thread", Symphony of Science
"My Shot," from Alexander Hamilton original cast recording.
"Suspension," the main theme song to Buck Rogers in the 25th Century.
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