What Mythical Beast Are You? [Oh no, not again - everyone]

[The First Joel]

You're a hydra. You have many different outlooks on life, and know how to utilize each one to make the best of any situation. Others may mistake this for hypocrisy or even insanity, but you know yourself better than that. Indecision is your greatest flaw. Your alignment tends slightly towards *evil*.

 

[RJDiogenes]

This is me:

You're a gryphon. You're very powerful without needing to brag about it. Creativity is one of your strong suits. Your outward personality may change drastically according to your mood, which is not always a good thing. You're a loyal guardian when you choose to be and you're aligned towards *good*.

It's pretty accurate.

 

[Thor Damar]

/Goa'uld voice/ Fool, I am a mythical GOD!/goa'uld voice/

However I took the test and it turns out that I'm a:

You're a dragon. You're smart and cunning, and enjoy taking risks. Your need for independence is an advantage, but sometimes it alienates you from others. As far as *good* and *evil*, you're pretty neutral--but you may have something of a wicked streak.

Excellent!

 

[thestrangequark]

Hmmm...so far I've fit every single one of these profiles perfectly.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Hmmm...so far I've fit every single one of these profiles perfectly.

That's also the effect of horoscopes - a bunch of semi-specific statements about life encounters which somehow make sense to the individual, but which could apply to any star sign. But then again, as a Virgo, I often am sceptical of these things.

 

[thestrangequark]

Hmmm...so far I've fit every single one of these profiles perfectly.

That's also the effect of horoscopes - a bunch of semi-specific statements about life encounters which somehow make sense to the individual. But then again, as a Virgo, I often am sceptical of there things.

The best horoscope I ever got was out of the Onion, a good 6 or 7 years ago: It's not how hard you beat the donkey, it's whether or not the donkey you are beating is on fire.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

The best horoscope I ever got was out of the Onion, a good 6 or 7 years ago: It's not how hard you beat the donkey, it's whether or not the donkey you are beating is on fire.

I like the Monty Python horoscope:

You have green scaly skin and a soft yellow underbelly with a series of fin-like ridges running down your spine and tail. Although lizardlike in shape, you can grow up to thirty feet in length, with huge teeth that can bite off great rocks and trees. You inhabit arid subtropical zones, and you wear spectacles.

Well, they got the part about the spectacles right.

 

[Vulcan Princess]

Unicorn.

 

[Michael Chris]

I am a Unicorn as well.

 

[Data Holmes]

^Oh, come now. You're only reaffirming the stereotype that men know nothing about women, not the stereotype that women are evil at heart!

Perhaps... Perhaps not. They do go hand in hand though, as they both are improper readings which stem from the confusion of childhood. The problem is of course that women mature far sooner than men (assuming they ever mature). Women are evil extends from the childhood girls are evil sentiment. It seems to hold true that, amongst those men who continue to support this position, that the more complex the woman, the more evil they think she is...

Once you are past the age of 15, there really is no excuse for men not to be able to figure out, if not understand, women. Any man who claims to not understand, or who maintains the simplistic explanation of childhood beyond a joke, is a Neanderthalic dolt or lazy.

I bet your problem with these tests is that most of them are created by men who fall into that category. They label you as evil because they don't understand your complexity. No doubt the lord of the rings test was made up by a woman or a very smart guy who understood the complexities of women.

It seems a common result for me, when taking these little quizzes, that while I present a "good" face to the world, and do "good" deeds, I am...evil...at heart.

It's all those hearts you steal.

Incidentally, my mother has a sort of aphasia related to her Autism which results in her sometimes coming up with made up words and sometimes alternate terms for familiar things -- somehow I always understand what she means. When she couldn't think of the word "gargoyle" she called it a "building troll" which I thought was hysterical. (Almost as funny as when she asked me if I wanted to watch the "bling, bling, bling show" -- The X-Files, you know, du nu nu nunu nu nunu nu bling bling bling.)

Building troll... that's a good one. I didn't know your mother was autistic.

 

[auntiehill]

Pure and simple: which mythical beast are you?

http://quizilla.teennick.com/quizzes/101853/what-mythical-beast-are-you

Here's what I got (thanks to the miracle of Imageshack.us):

You're a pegasus. You're very calm and loving. Something about you makes others want to get close to you, whether or not you feel the same way about them. You don't bond to others easily, but when you do it's long-lasting. Your alignment is *good*, but not so much that you can't have fun.

Me, too. Another Pegasus, here.

 

[judge alba]

You're a phoenix. You can take anything from life and emerge none the worse for wear. Others admire you and are always chasing after you; whether or not you pay attention depends on your mood. Spontaneity is both a virtue and a vice in you. Your alignment is neutral, leaning slightly towards *good*.

close but I dont seem to have a queue of people chasing me. well not as far as I can see

 

[trampledamage]

I also got Phoenix. And while I'm glad to know I'll probably survive the apocalypse if it ends in fire, I am not spontaneous and have no-one chasing me (except when I drop one of my kids hats).

But then I did feel like most of the questions didn't have an answer that fitted me.

 

[TheBrew]

I got a phoenix.

You're a phoenix. You can take anything from life and emerge none the worse for wear. Others admire you and are always chasing after you; whether or not you pay attention depends on your mood. Spontaneity is both a virtue and a vice in you. Your alignment is neutral, leaning slightly towards *good*.

Yay?

that's what I got too. Neutral allignment is how I roll.

Damn neutrals! You never know where they stand!


BTW: I got the same as well.

 

[trampledamage]

Damn neutrals! You never know where they stand!


BTW: I got the same as well.

Apparently right in the middle, just listing slightly in the wind

 

[friedebarth]

You're a gryphon. You're very powerful without needing to brag about it. Creativity is one of your strong suits. Your outward personality may change drastically according to your mood, which is not always a good thing. You're a loyal guardian when you choose to be and you're aligned towards *good*.

Yay!