What joke/s would you tell, if you were being hunted by a Predator, or Alien?

[Cingular]

What humorously witty joke/s would you tell to lighten the mood - if you had to,
if you were being separately hunted by either a Predator, or an Alien.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

I'm not sure what the game is, but you've been here nearly a decade but have only posted 39 times, have a user name of a wireless company and a dual account, and always start weird spammy threads like this that reference a movie or TV show with a dumb question. If it's a spam scheme, it's one of the stranger ones I've ever seen. If it's just really you and you have very niche interests for asking bizarre movie related questions over a period of years, I'm sorry, but it comes across as spam. Closed.