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What Job would you do?

Quite honestly, knowing that I don't need a job to pay the bills would probably mean I wouldn't work at all. I'd just be some kind of future space bum. I hate my job, I hate having to spend all the time that I could be exploring what the world has to offer sat at a desk doing mind numbing stuff that I wouldn't work if I didn't have to.

I'd enjoy life, exploring, sampling everything that the galaxy can offer me, and if I need some latinum in certain parts of the quadrant, I'm sure I can help out in a bar or something for a few days.

I'm not gonna pretend I'd be a scientist, or engineer or anything because I can't do that kind of stuff now, let alone in 300 years when science and technology is even more complicated than it is now!
 
Quite honestly, knowing that I don't need a job to pay the bills would probably mean I wouldn't work at all. I'd just be some kind of future space bum. I hate my job, I hate having to spend all the time that I could be exploring what the world has to offer sat at a desk doing mind numbing stuff that I wouldn't work if I didn't have to.
Are we discussing Kirk-era Trek or Picard-era? In the 24th century, we have apparently “cured” laziness and we are able to dispense with the capitalist economy because we are all motivated by an innate drive to better ourselves.

In the 23rd century, you can go ahead and be a bum, but I urge you to learn how to use a tricorder and check for safety before running barefoot onto alien landscapes and eating alien fruit.

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I'd be a starship helmsman. I'd sit there at the helm and stare at a viewscreen with stars on it. I'd just sit there staring at it 8 hours a day, 5 to 7 days a week for months or years. Just siitting there... staring... at that #%@#^& viewscreen... that godamn motherf#@!cking viewscreen with just goddamn motherf@!#cking stars on it... ...

On second thought, I don't think I'd like to be a starship helmsman after all.

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If I ever found myself in the Star Trek universe I'd sit on Earth all day in a holosuite until I die. Seriously. I'd play out all the great episodes, tour all the ships, get..."aquainted" with all the lovely ladies in Trek's history, and pretty much waste my life away all from the safety and comfort of Sector 001. Aside from the occasional mass-scale attack like the Breen & Xindi unleashed Earth is pretty much the safest place in Star Trek. I'm pretty sure every series has a situation where, if you're on board the Enterprise/Voyager/DS9 you're likely to get killed at some point during the series' run when the entire ship is destroyed in some time paradox or battle. Especially Voyager. That ship has a talent of getting itself destroyed and F.U.B.A.R.

Put yourself in the shoes of Harry Kim, with a linear conscious. Let's assume you're the Harry Kim that (Spoiler) got sucked into space in 2371. You're dead. It doesn't matter if they replace you with some identical space-twin, you're still dead.

And that's why I'd sit on Earth all day in a holosuite. It's really similar to what I do now; that is, sit on my computer all day.
 
I’d train tribbles or some dipshit stuff like that.
Tribbles eat. They crap. They make more tribbles. That's it. You can't train them to do anything.

You can train sehlats. And maybe Denebian slime devils.
 
I'd be the gardener at StarFleet Academy... or maybe the janitor... and give out advice to shape the future of StarFleet officers... now that is power!
 
I'm not sure what the point of beaker's original rant was, but there's a big difference between modern national military service and the Starfleet of the Star Trek future, so....... your premise is faulty.


I'd probably want to be a Starfleet historian or something.

But I'd probably be spending a lot of time in the holodeck, too.
 
Sounds like Beak's having a bad day. Let him chill for a while.

Sign me up for Weapons Tech. Photon Torpedos are so pretty when they go "boom!"
 
I'd be the gardener at StarFleet Academy... or maybe the janitor... and give out advice to shape the future of StarFleet officers... now that is power!
That could be fun -- being the nominal underling who has power and influence beyond his lowly status. Like the sergeant who just lets the C.O. think he's in charge of the base, or the maid who really runs the household. Hmmm . . . sounds like an idea for a Trek sitcom.
 
I've already done research work for the US Navy as an electrical engineer, so naturally I'd love to do it on a starship.

I would have no interest in command, that's for sure.
 
Purely hypothetical I'll admit, but yep I probably would sign up (not for the Academy though - I'm not officer/command material). Most likely end up as either a shuttle pilot or an engineer.....

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Based on what I do now, either a professor at Starfleet Academy or whatever other universities are still around, or something in a casino. Being an agent with the Federation Gaming Control Board might have its challenges.

Are there still universities besides Starfleet Academy in the Trekverse? We saw that Cambridge (or at least the Lucasian Chair) is still around in "All Good Things," but what about everywhere else? I'd guess that with the "we work to better ourselves" ethos there would be a thriving adult extention/continuing ed sector.

Even hypothetically, I'd want something that let me spend plenty of time with my family, which is why the college route sounds good--no starships for me, unless I can be in home for storytime.

If I had to choose something on a starship, it's probably be swing shift security supervisor or something like that--enough responsibility that I'm not slacking, but not a gig where you're on call 24/7.
 
Based on what I do now, either a professor at Starfleet Academy or whatever other universities are still around, or something in a casino. Being an agent with the Federation Gaming Control Board might have its challenges.

Are there still universities besides Starfleet Academy in the Trekverse? We saw that Cambridge (or at least the Lucasian Chair) is still around in "All Good Things," but what about everywhere else? I'd guess that with the "we work to better ourselves" ethos there would be a thriving adult extention/continuing ed sector.

Even hypothetically, I'd want something that let me spend plenty of time with my family, which is why the college route sounds good--no starships for me, unless I can be in home for storytime.

If I had to choose something on a starship, it's probably be swing shift security supervisor or something like that--enough responsibility that I'm not slacking, but not a gig where you're on call 24/7.

Being a Prof would be great. What to you teach now? (I'm inferring that you are indeed a professor.)

But you're in luck. There are many educational institutions in the Trek future:

* U of Betazed, Bajor, Alpha Centauri (I'm sure there are others on other UFP worlds. eg, Bolarus or wherever the Benzites live. And the latter are supposed to be highly intelligent.)
* Stanford and Texas (in the Enterprise era, at least)
* Daystrom Institute (the top-flight place)
* U of Mississippi (mentioned in the TOS era. If that's still around in the 23rd century, there are probably plenty of Earth schools that still exist, in addition Cambridge. After all, some of those European schools go back over five hundred years, and some East Coast US schools are around 300 year old)
* The highly prestigious Orion Institute of Cosmology (the arrogant math whiz crewman Harren had wanted to go there but was stuck in the Delta Quadrant)
* The Andorian Academy
* Vulcan Science Academy (might be tough to get in for a non Vulcan)
* The highly-regarded Regulus III Science Academy
* And the many, many colleges, divisions, academies, campuses, etc., of Starfleet

Then there are the many non-friendly institutions, such as Romulan and a whole lot of Cardassian schools (there's even a Cardassian Institute of Art!). In the distant future, there's the UFP Copernicus University (29th century I think).

I say all this because, if weren't on a starship, I'd definitely be teaching. The only reason I'm going for a PhD is because I have the teaching "bug". I've loved every opportunity I've had to teach. Unfortunately, in my field (electrical engineering), it's tough to get a teaching position without a PhD or an MS and a lot of distinguished industry experience. And I don't even want to be a research prof--just teach! Should have chosen physics, math, or stats--much easier to get into teaching. (How many schools have engineering colleges? Answer: not many. :()

Oh well; the research I get to do sometimes is interesting...
 
Realistically, I'd probably be a senior operations specialist handling resource allocation schedules between departments on a space station (Earth Station McKinley, perhaps?). I'd likely be a noncom like Chief O'Brien was...
 
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