What Is Your IQ?

[Mallory]

Yeah, well I have two penises.

You're a Vulcan?

 

[RJDiogenes]

131. Feh. My IQ is higher than that.

Of course, I got interrupted by my cousin in the middle of the test, so that may have affected it....

 

[kissthestar]

I don't recall ever being told an IQ number. I manage to get along, nevertheless.

 

[Trekker4747]

I don't recall ever being told an IQ number. I manage to get along, nevertheless.

It's emailed to you. Check your email box, esp. your spam filter box.

 

[DeafPoet]

I got a 129, but the test isn't properly calibrated for my massive brain, so it's all bullshit.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

The power of your giant, manly brain?

 

[DeafPoet]

Throbbing, even.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

And i'm spent.

 

[Shaw]

 

[TheBrew]

I scored a "Database Error".

 

[JuanBolio]

145. Others I've taken, both on paper and online, have been comparable.

 

[Triskelion]

I tried it answering "True" for every question and got an 88!

And went back in time?!

Well, being a genius, I would naturally have a home-built flux capacitor.

I'm not alone in that, am I, genuises?

 

[Lumen]

I don't know much about IQ tests, but I don't see how 38 true/false questions could be an accurate measure of intelligence. Many of the questions also require some general knowledge (vocabulary, how many days are in June) that don't really have anything to do with IQ.

That said, since we are on the internet, I scored a 154. I imagine the scores are inflated to make us eager to purchase our full profile -- although that would make said profile worthless.

 

[Mistral]

I don't know much about IQ tests, but I don't see how 38 true/false questions could be an accurate measure of intelligence. Many of the questions also require some general knowledge (vocabulary, how many days are in June) that don't really have anything to do with IQ.

That said, since we are on the internet, I scored a 154. I imagine the scores are inflated to make us eager to purchase our full profile -- although that would make said profile worthless.

The ones requiring general knowledge are probably to test the memory and retention aspects of you psyche. Memory is one of the five parts of Maslow's Hierarchy of Thinking. Took IQ test after drinking 13 Bud lights. Scored 127. Had to look at results next day-not only couldn't remember score-parts of test-taking process were fuzzy, too. Go figure.

 

[archeryguy1701]

Scored a 118, but I'm so long I could swing across canyons if I wanted to. I'll call it a fair trade.

 

[flandry84]

I did an IQ test once....
it came back negative.

 

[kissthestar]

Now I'm scared. What if mine is negative? What if I just don't like the number?

 

[Venardhi]

Did I say two? I meant four. . . erm, hundred. Yeah.

Only two balls though, I'm not a freak.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Mine came back as pretty average. For the general population.
No amount of Ziontific Ravesearch can alter my averageness.

I blame Simon Cowell.

 

[USS Triumphant]

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