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What is the most offensive thing you can say to a Trek fan?

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What is the most offensive thing you can say to a Star Trek fan?

"May the Schwartz Be With You" - it's a double whammy since "Spaceballs" came up with that spoot of Star Wars

I'll kick it off with some low hanging fruit:

* Star Trek IV with time travel and whales was convoluted.

Well, it is largely a sitcom in feel... the whales bit is surprisingly the least convoluted bit. Law of probability is that no alien is finishing up a probe that will arrive at Earth some 260 years from now, but it's all good... still annoyed that Commodore didn't freely loan out the Amiga 1000 computer for Scotty to talk into...

* Counsellor Troi isn't as hot as she thinks she is.

Beauty is in the pheromones of the beholder, probably?

* Deep Space 9 was cheap version Babylon 5

The debate is endless. Like Jeannie vs Samantha, both rock. Then again, only Samantha has Uncle Arthur, even if Jeannie had the better show :nyah:

* The "live long and prosper" hand signal looks like two in the pink, two in the stink

A salmon processing plant?

* Leonard Nimoy was drunk all the time

Nobody's perfect

* Sulu isn't even a Japanese name

Singapore, right? What is the etymology of the surname "Sulu"?
 
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"May the Schwartz Be With You" - it's a double whammy since "Spaceballs" came up with that spoot of Star Wars



Well, it is largely a sitcom in feel... the whales bit is surprisingly the least convoluted bit. Law of probability is that no alien is finishing up a probe that will arrive at Earth some 260 years from now, but it's all good... still annoyed that Commodore didn't freely loan out the Amiga 1000 computer for Scotty to talk into...



Beauty is in the pheromones of the beholder, probably?



The debate is endless. Like Jeannie vs Samantha, both rock. Then again, only Samantha has Uncle Arthur, even if Jeannie had the better show :nyah:



A salmon processing plant?



Nobody's perfect



Singapore, right? What is the etymology of the surname "Sulu"?
The etymology of the name "sulu" doesn't matter because it is completely made up by some writer that thought it sounded japanese.

Also don't get me wrong - I spent many an hour watching her as a young man on a black and white 13 inch screen in my bedroom at night.
 
Offending people is my specialty, how're these for a start..

I don't like Star Trek, it's too sexist.

Captain Kirk is a creepy lech.

Gene Roddenberry touched my butt.
 
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