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What is the greatest lesson?

^ "How do we end the cycle? Be subject to one another!"

How may I be subject to you, RJ? :)
By appreciating and commenting on some of the pictures I've Posted, and some other Posts I've made, which you have already done; and hopefully I have returned the favor. :)

You have! I think people forget sometimes how much those little gestures can mean.
 
What is the greatest lesson?

Good, Fast, Cheap: pick two.

(extra credit on offer to whoever correctly identifies the one exception that proves the rule)

Men?

Near enough. I was going to say "me with one of TGT's high-class hookers" - good, expensive, but all too fast. :(

Anyway, I like your answer better!

Mind you, women, being the complicated creatures that they are have not just three but four corners:

Single, Sane, Sexy and Smart: Pick three.
 
Bet on the 0 and 00 when playing roulette because you are betting with the house.

- or -

Drive up to the front in a crowded parking lot. There is an open spot waiting just for you.
 
Smile, and the world smiles with you. I've been trying to remember that more especially this season.

When I'm grumpy, everything which can go wrong, does go wrong. Sod's law.

To mention the funny bits, in the space of a couple of days: I caught a cold, the traffic lights were always red, a slightly deranged woman decided to give me a piece of her mind at work, the drinks machine kept eating my pound coins, a chelsea tractor splashed me on the way to the supermarket... :lol:
 
Actually, that's a good one, Officer.

The "fake it until you make it" attitude definitely works. If you act happy, sure enough, sooner or later, you are!

The fact that you have psychic control over soda machines is a whole other issue, though. :rolleyes:
 
^ Yeah, that was impressive. :lol: Now, if only I could put that special power to good use, like getting cash machines to feed me £50 notes. :D
 
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Ah, I have a lot of fortune cookie philosophy that I keep with me.

Oh dear, now you've done it. You mentioned fortune cookies.

....

It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop (in bed)

Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes (in bed)

Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it (in bed)

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do (in bed)
 
^ Yeah, that was impressive. :lol: Now, if only I could put that special powers to good use, like getting cash machines to feed me £50 notes. :D

According to a programme I saw yesterday, all you have to do to achieve this is to get cashback on a low value item at a low-rent place like Spar and even if you have no money in your account, you get given the cashback because of dodgy authorisation systems.

(the catch is the money does still register in your account as an increasing debt! :) )
 
According to a programme I saw yesterday, all you have to do to achieve this is to get cashback on a low value item at a low-rent place like Spar and even if you have no money in your account, you get given the cashback because of dodgy authorisation systems.

(the catch is the money does still register in your account as an increasing debt! :) )


And they'll probably slap you with an over-draft fee on top of that.

I despise banks, if I didn't enjoy the convenience of paying things by direct debit, I would store my earnings in a pillow. :lol:

Although, last year, I went to a supermarket cashpoint, asked to withdraw 40, and it gave me 60! Good day. :D
 
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