What if Geordi had a wank?

[Stephen!]

they probably wouldn't be that interested in geordi's peen

Soran, on other other hand ..... Well, he does have Geordi naked.

 

[Ar-Pharazon]

Austin: Listen, dad, if you are are going to say naughty things in front of these American girls then at least speak English English. [Nigel looks back at girls]
Nigel: All right, my son: I could've had it away with this cracking Julie, my old China. (Subtitle: I was about to make love to this pretty girl.)
Austin: Are you telling pork-pies and a bag of trout? Because if you are feeling quigly, why not just have a J. Arthur? (Is this true? If you were aroused, why didn't you pleasure yourself?)
Nigel: What, billy no mates? (What, alone?)
Austin: Too right, youth. (Indeed.)
Nigel: Don't you remember the crimbo din-din we had with the grotty Scots bint? (Remember Christmas dinner with the Scottish girl?)
Austin: Oh, the one that was all sixes and sevens! (The insane one?)
Nigel: Yeah, yeah, she was the trouble and strife of the Morris dancer what lived up the apples and pears! (She was the wife of the dancer who lived upstairs.)
Austin: She was the barrister what become a bobby in a lorry and... (A lawyer who became a policeman in a truck)
[complete gibberish] (????????)...
Austin & Nigel: --tea kettle!
Nigel: And then, and then--
Austin & Nigel: She shat on a turtle!

Sounds like a conversation between to Tamarians: Shaka, when the walls fell!

Very true actually. Without knowing the context or the references, it might as well be an alien language.

 

[Lance]

'having a wank' is quintessentially British

Having a wank is universal. And I'm sure Commander Riker would agree with me.

 

[RoJoHen]

Americans jerk off.

 

[LOKAI of CHERON]

Americans jerk off.

In the UK we also have variants such as 5 Knuckle Shuffle and the perhaps lesser known, Jodrell Bank - obvious rhyming slang.

 

[sonak]

Americans jerk off.

In the UK we also have variants such as 5 Knuckle Shuffle and the perhaps lesser known, Jodrell Bank - obvious rhyming slang.

I think there's an almost infinite number of slang terms and euphemisms for masturbation. Hardly a surprise considering how long people have been doing it and the amount of time that's put in to the activity.

 

[Ar-Pharazon]

Choking the chicken, polishing the bishop and my personal favorite, waxing the weasel.

 

[Captaindemotion]

in sci-fi vein(y): Polishing Darth Vader's helmet.

 

[Sindatur]

I'll be in my Bunk

 

[doubleohfive]

The oldTrek forums are really running out of new stuff to discuss, huh?

Why whatever do you mean, Dennis?

 

[Captaindemotion]

No 'Space Seed' jokes yet?

 

[Oso Blanco]

Very true actually. Without knowing the context or the references, it might as well be an alien language.

I will use your example as a reference next time someone claims the concept of Tamarian language makes no sense ...