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what if a female crewmember of the Enterprise was turned into a girl?

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JamesSmith

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what if between Star Trek V and Star Trek VI, without warning, a female crewmember (not Uhura, Chapel or Rand) of the Enterprise 1701-A was mysteriously turned into a 2 year old girl?
 
Re: what if a female crewmember of the Enterprise was turned into a gi

The girl would be turned over to Starfleet Child Protective Services.
 
Re: what if a female crewmember of the Enterprise was turned into a gi

I thought that was the plot of the new Star Trek film?
 
Re: what if a female crewmember of the Enterprise was turned into a gi

Didn't they do a Next Gen where this sort of thing happened, and the kids saved the ship?
 
Re: what if a female crewmember of the Enterprise was turned into a gi

^^^ Nah, you must be thinking of a bad episode of Futurama, Star Trek would never sink so low as to having say a transporter accident change some of the crew into adorable children.

What would be next? Miles and Keiko kiddy porn?
 
Re: what if a female crewmember of the Enterprise was turned into a gi

what if between Star Trek V and Star Trek VI, without warning, a female crewmember (not Uhura, Chapel or Rand) of the Enterprise 1701-A was mysteriously turned into a 2 year old girl?

They'd have to go back to Earth to get the diaper bag?
 
Re: what if a female crewmember of the Enterprise was turned into a gi

You're a genius! The CW will agree to air this new Star Trek series, as long as the entire crew is under the age of 14. The franchise is saved.
 
Re: what if a female crewmember of the Enterprise was turned into a gi

You're a genius! The CW will agree to air this new Star Trek series, as long as the entire crew is under the age of 14. The franchise is saved.
Angst, lots of Emo trek angst. (And werewolfs)
 
Re: what if a female crewmember of the Enterprise was turned into a gi

what if between Star Trek V and Star Trek VI, without warning, a female crewmember (not Uhura, Chapel or Rand) of the Enterprise 1701-A was mysteriously turned into a 2 year old girl?
Gee this is right up there with your "What if a crew member wore panties?" thread.

Next time try for a little more content, please.
 
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