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What do you want for Christmas?

You need to go to Harrods and take a shit load of money then.

The only funny joke in Harrods is Mohammed Al-Fayed.

:guffaw::guffaw::guffaw:

You need to go to Harrods and take a shit load of money then.
I would not go there because they sell fur.

Forget the fur, Harrods has been run into the ground since Fayed took over. Even ignoring the extreme kitsch of the fake gold everywhere and the disturbing joke that is the shrine to Dodi, the whole store has lost any sense of magic. I thought they were improving about a year ago, but my most recent visit just confirmed the decline.

I'd quite like some new slippers too. And socks. Socks are always good. :D

Oh yeah, I need some new socks too. Good idea!


In reality, all I really want is to spend Christmas at home this year. Last year I checked into the hospital for a transplant on 12 December and spent Christmas in a reverse-pressure isolation room with nothing more than a piece of sterilized tinsel hanging over the TV. My big Christmas present last year was two units of whole blood on Christmas Day.

It made me realize just how important (and how much I missed) Christmas with my family... I want for myself, my wife and kids to all be happy and healthy in the coming year.

And world peace. :p

You just escape being nuked by being too cool for school. That, and with your record, you're probably immune to the blast.

Locutus gets a brand new radiation-suit, for the perfect funny quote.


The rest of you schmaltz-merchants though, no mercy:

Some way to cure the economy. It's hard to think about what I want for Christmas when the Economy is this bad and people can't even afford to feed their families let alone buy christmas gifts.
Inner peace, then?

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:lol:

If I had loads of cash for Xmas, I would splash out on:

A sleek Armani watch
Wii and a boxing game
Tattoo
Dior sunglasses
Diesel jeans
Knee length wool jacket
A drawer full of Diesel underwear
Loads of wool socks
Soft leather shoulder bag
A trip to Greece

I better quit before I depress myself.
 
A boyfriend and an iPod. Maybe a kitten. Like Flux Capacitor. I mean, Flux Capacitor's kittens. :D
 
I want to replace the nativity scene in front of my local church with a satanic version. Mary being raped by rabid lambs, Joseph impaled in Satan's trident, a demon stuffing baby Jesus in its fiery jaws... the works.

:devil:
 
NEWSFLASH - LESBIANS DON'T LIKE MEN.
How many times must we say it?

1.3 million. :p

Hopefully, however, they'll replace the "don't like" with "aren't sexually attracted to", though.

I like your thinking here. It's hard not to love a busty Ginger with a love for Science. As the Talosian Keeper would say, she'd produce highly intelligent children. :techman:

Actually, I'm less attracted to her in that photo. One of the things I like about her is that she dresses attractively without just copying out of a fashion magazine and doing what that tells her to do.

She reminds me of tsq in that respect.:cool:
 
NEWSFLASH - LESBIANS DON'T LIKE MEN.
How many times must we say it?

1.3 million. :p

Hopefully, however, they'll replace the "don't like" with "aren't sexually attracted to", though.
Yeah, that's what I meant. I think I was more explicit in the MB thread a couple of weeks ago. He was saying lesbians hated men and I said that was a huge cliché. Lesbians may get along with men better than with some straight women.
 
Yeah, that's what I meant. I think I was more explicit in the MB thread a couple of weeks ago. He was saying lesbiand hated men and I said that was a huge cliché.

To be fair, though, I know one who does. It got to the point where our Human Resources department had to have a word with her.

Thankfully, I have friends like Niorah.:D
 
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