Thespeckledkiwi
Vice Admiral
My health back...So far I've lost almost both lungs, apparently my hearing in my right ear, my right eye, the use of my right arm, my tonsils, and my teeth. So, please God. Next year, DON'T TAKE ANY MORE BODY PARTS!
What do you want for Christmas?
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All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.
Yup, the same for me, please. Oh, and add 'friends' to that list.
I want for myself, my wife and kids to all be happy and healthy in the coming year.
And world peace.
You people are too corny and cheesy. You need to be re-imagined so that you're darker and edgier and more badass.
Yup, the same for me, please. Oh, and add 'friends' to that list.
I want for myself, my wife and kids to all be happy and healthy in the coming year.
And world peace.
You people are too corny and cheesy. You need to be re-imagined so that you're darker and edgier and more badass.
I want the Badass Captain Robau for Christmas.
... Badass.
If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.
If I had two wishes I could make this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace. And the second would be for 30 million dollars a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account.
You know, if I had three wishes I could make this holiday season, the first, of course, would be for all the children to get together and sing, the second would be for the 30 million dollars every month to me, and the third would be for all encompassing power over every living being in the entire universe.
And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, the first would be the crap about the kids, definitely, the second would be for the 30 million, the third would be for all the power, and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year to have an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought about slowly by Rosanna Arquette and that model Paulina-somebody, I can't think of her name. Of course my lovely wife can come too and she's behind me one hundred percent on this, I guarantee it.
Wait a minute, maybe the sex thing should be the first wish, so if I made that the first wish, because it could all go boom tomorrow, then what do you got, y'know? No, no, the kids, the kids singing would be great, that would be nice. But wait a minute, who am I kidding? They're not going to be able to get all those kids together. I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible, more trouble than it's worth! So -- we reorganize!
Here we go. First, the sex thing. We go with that. Second, the money. No, we got with the power second, then the money, and then the kids. Oh wait, oh jeez, I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay, I need revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in Hell! That would be the fourth wish. And, of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace.
You people are too corny and cheesy. You need to be re-imagined so that you're darker and edgier and more badass.
And played by younger, better looking people.
Not. Possible.You people are too corny and cheesy. You need to be re-imagined so that you're darker and edgier and more badass.
And played by younger, better looking people.
CoD4 (i'm behind, sue me) and some books or DVDs.
Ah, the mighty Biscuit! I knows them from the John Peel show of old.
Remember this one?
"Time flies by when you're a driver of a train, Speeding out of Trumpton with a cargo of cocaine. I get high when im a pilot of a plane. Touching down in Camberwick, I’m stoned out of my brain"
Some disgruntled BBC employee slipping in a tape of hardcore porn during the Queen's speech would be great. Failing that, a state of the art computer. Sadly, I will get neither.
as for gifts, I accept cash
other than that, I'll enjoy spending almost the entire month with my sweetheart, who I usually only see once a month for a weekend. I'll be introducing her to a lot of my family who hasn't met her yet. We might even announce our plans to move in together next year.
But Cash is cool too.....
Or Tango and Cash on dvd
other than that, I'll enjoy spending almost the entire month with my sweetheart, who I usually only see once a month for a weekend. I'll be introducing her to a lot of my family who hasn't met her yet. We might even announce our plans to move in together next year.
But Cash is cool too.....
Or Tango and Cash on dvd
Time off, because work is seriously getting on my nerves.
Time at my Mom's house, because Christmas there is pretty awesome, and I'll get to see my nephew.
A few new things for the house, or few new things to wear would be nice. I'd really like a dog, but that has yet to be negotiated.
Time at my Mom's house, because Christmas there is pretty awesome, and I'll get to see my nephew.
A few new things for the house, or few new things to wear would be nice. I'd really like a dog, but that has yet to be negotiated.
I know how you feel man. I've had cerebral palsy all my life, and can only walk part time. Add to that, the brain damage that caused it (at birth) causes severe migraines. We need to kidnap (or bribe) a doctor have have him care for us 24 hours a day.
I can think of a bunch of things I'd like to have without buying them myself...
A Manfrotto tripod for my camera
Canon EF 17-55mm f/2.8 IS lens (the 24-105mm would be a fine alternative)
APC Back-UPS RS 1300 uninterpretable power supply
A two-bay NAS box and a couple 1TB hard drives
A Sony VAIO TZ or TT notebook
Xbox 360
Cowon O2 portable media player
Sony-Ericsson Xperia X1 smart phone
...and a Kill a Watt outlet power meter
A Manfrotto tripod for my camera
Canon EF 17-55mm f/2.8 IS lens (the 24-105mm would be a fine alternative)
APC Back-UPS RS 1300 uninterpretable power supply
A two-bay NAS box and a couple 1TB hard drives
A Sony VAIO TZ or TT notebook
Xbox 360
Cowon O2 portable media player
Sony-Ericsson Xperia X1 smart phone
...and a Kill a Watt outlet power meter
For £1,000, they should come filled with money. About £1,000 worth.
Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe (PS3)
Dead Space (PS3)
Dual Shock 3 (PS3)... notice a trend?
also...
The Office Season 4
a pretty sweet picture of Heath Ledger as the Joker with three Dark Knight film cels underneath it
Dead Space (PS3)
Dual Shock 3 (PS3)... notice a trend?
also...
The Office Season 4
a pretty sweet picture of Heath Ledger as the Joker with three Dark Knight film cels underneath it
I want to get a video camera after seeing Zack and Miri Make a Porno....
