What do you do with your porn?

[Brent]

What other uses for porn are there besides the obvious?

A lot of people here, and a lot of people out in the world downloads porn or buys/rents porn, or you know someone who does. What is its use for you? Why have a porn collection? What does everyone do with their porn!?!?

Are there other uses besides the obvious?

 

[Kommander]

^ Why do you ask questions to which you already know the answers?

 

[T'Baio]

Umm...wipe your ass with it?

You jerk off to it!

 

[Capn Flukie]

Men fapfapfap, women squicksquicksquick.

 

[Brent]

Does anybody download/buy/rent porn NOT to jerk off with it though? Does it have other uses?

 

[Goji]

Frightening small children and religious people? *shrugs*

 

[sidious618]

Personally, I enjoy watching porn for the cinematography.

 

[Daneel]

Does anybody download/buy/rent porn NOT to jerk off with it though? Does it have other uses?

Yeah, I watch it to critique the acting, directing, and production values... obviously.

 

[Skywalker]

I like to splice frames of it into kid's movies at the theater.

 

[T'Baio]

Make a little extra cash. The parents of the eight year old down the street have some wicked parent blockers on their internet.

 

[Michael Chris]

Brent, when I looked at porn I was using it as coping mechanism for the stresses of life. Instead of turning to God I turned to it, and though I was disgusted by it I still looked at it to the dull pain of life for a few minutes. It can't be used for good in any way.

 

[T'Baio]

God can do the same thing for me porn does?

Maybe there's something to this "religion" thing, after all?

God? My pants need shrinking.

 

[Michael Chris]

God can do far more than porn ever can.

 

[T'Baio]

Porn makes me ejaculate all over my desk. Can God do that?

 

[Kommander]

Does anybody download/buy/rent porn NOT to jerk off with it though? Does it have other uses?

Does anyone cook food and not eat it? Sometimes I'll microwave some Hot Pockets, look at them for a while and then throw them away.

 

[Skywalker]

Porn makes me ejaculate all over my desk. Can God do that?

Sure, but it'd probably look like you just came out of the end of Ghostbusters.

 

[Michael Chris]

He can give you peace of mind and of soul. Comfort in times of grief. He can fulfill you with a complete love, something far better. His love is so magnificent it is like filling a thimble with the ocean.

 

[T'Baio]

So He's like porn?

 

[Michael Chris]

He can give you the high of it without the pain of it.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

This reminds me of a little exchange between Bartlett and a Right-Wing Christian fundamentalist in the first episode of The West Wing.

Right-Wing Christian: Mr. President, let me ask you a question, isn't having pornography available at every street corner for five dollars too high a price for freedom of speech.

Bartlett: No. But I do believe five dollars is too high a price to pay for pornography.