What do aliens taste like?

[Plecostomus]

If I cook a Cardassian what would he/she taste like? Wife said lizard or snake. Opinions?

That got me wondering... how do you cook a Joined Trill? And do Betazoids taste exactly like Humans or would you be able to tell a difference in a blind taste-test?

 

[Deranged Nasat]

If I cook a Cardassian what would he/she taste like? Wife said lizard or snake. Opinions?

That got me wondering... how do you cook a Joined Trill? And do Betazoids taste exactly like Humans or would you be able to tell a difference in a blind taste-test?

We do not eat our aliens, Plecostomus. They are our brothers and sisters, our fellow sentients. We can learn much from them, and should treat them with respect. Diplomatic overtures would be complicated if we tried to eat them.

That said....

Cardassians appear to be reptilian-mammalian, something with characteristics of both, not fully in either category. My suggestion, then: tastes like cynodont.

Vulcans, Romulans and Rigelians are coppery. Andorians and Bolians are cobalty. Betazoids taste much like we do. Trills are best roasted, but symbionts can be preserved in tequila and used to flavour the hooch.

 

[the 4th hanson bro]

They'd taste like chicken.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

They'd taste like chicken.

Chicken with bumps on their foreheads.

 

[Plecostomus]

Trills are best roasted, but symbionts can be preserved in tequila and used to flavour the hooch.

I just spewed MGD all over my monitor, spank you very much.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Trills are best roasted, but symbionts can be preserved in tequila and used to flavour the hooch.

I just spewed MGD all over my monitor, spank you very much.

My work here is done. Did you mean "thank you", not "spank you"?

 

[Plecostomus]

Give you $5 to lick that Borg over there.

 

[kes7]

Give you $5 to lick that Borg over there.

Borg look like they're past their expiration date. I wouldn't eat that.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Give you $5 to lick that Borg over there.

Borg look like they're past their expiration date. I wouldn't eat that.

But find a Golden Nanoprobe within and win a free trip to the production factory at unimatrix 01!

 

[Plecostomus]

Give you $5 to lick that Borg over there.

Borg look like they're past their expiration date. I wouldn't eat that.

That's what she said!


Do Jem'Hadar taste like beef-jerky? Any speculation on what a Founder would taste like?

 

[Commander Vaughn]

Seeing this thread on the main page pulled me into an actual Trek forum for the first time in years.

Well done.

 

[apenpaap]

I thnk Tholians would taste like fried grasshopper (which tastes pretty good). Even with just 11 posts, I already consider this the best thread on the trekBBS BTW.

There should be an alternate timeline out there, where Zephram Cochrane shot the Vulcans and shouted "EAT 'EM!!!!", starting a Terran Empire which hunts aliens for food.

 

[Misfit Toy]

If I cook a Cardassian what would he/she taste like? Wife said lizard or snake. Opinions?

That got me wondering... how do you cook a Joined Trill? And do Betazoids taste exactly like Humans or would you be able to tell a difference in a blind taste-test?

You're still putting together the menu for Wife's new restaurant, aren't you?

 

[Plecostomus]

If I cook a Cardassian what would he/she taste like? Wife said lizard or snake. Opinions?

That got me wondering... how do you cook a Joined Trill? And do Betazoids taste exactly like Humans or would you be able to tell a difference in a blind taste-test?

You're still putting together the menu for Wife's new restaurant, aren't you?

We already know for a fact that Captain Robau tastes like pure compressed AWESOME.

 

[Thor Damar]

If I cook a Cardassian what would he/she taste like? Wife said lizard or snake. Opinions?

That got me wondering... how do you cook a Joined Trill? And do Betazoids taste exactly like Humans or would you be able to tell a difference in a blind taste-test?

In Cardassian Union, Cardassian eats YOU.

Also a Cardassian would taste just awful, all those neck muscles and though leathery skin...yuck

 

[SilentP]

I thnk Tholians would taste like fried grasshopper (which tastes pretty good)

Would they be really spicy? Considering thier general heat level, you wouldn't need to cook them, but cooling them to a palatable temperature might be a problem...hmmmm, crunchy

 

[M'Sharak]

Any speculation on what a Founder would taste like?

Salt-water taffy.

 

[DiSiLLUSiON]

Any speculation on what a Founder would taste like?

Jell-o.

 

[Pemmer Harge]

Ask a Ferengi. Didn't Encounter at Farpoint suggest that they ate people?

 

[Therin of Andor]

Don't take hortas for granite.