I already suggested the last one.
- Drill one hole in the middle of the bottom, mount it upside-down with a light-bulb inside, voilà, you have a fancy lamp!
- Put it upside down on someone's head, cut all hair below the rim for a fancy 'Beatles-style' haircut!
- Put it under the bed and tell everyone who asks that it's a chamber pot!
This is why I should never multitask!
