What are the Trekbbs ads trying to sell to you?

[John Clark]

GoDaddy webhosting and some bank that has Farage on the banner for some reason

 

[Kor]

Running shoes, and the 2023 Subaru Forester.

Kor

 

[Oddish]

The BMW Motorcycle page is back for me. At least it's offering vehicles that cost six thousand dollars, as opposed to six million.

 

[jackoverfull]

MANLY T-shirt’s.
I guess “manly” means “awful-looking”.

 

[SJGardner]

A buzz-saw with a built-in guidance laser.

 

[Oddish]

A sword that looks sort of like an extended Klingon d'k tag. The knife with the pop-out auxiliary blades.

It's actually sort of cool-looking.

 

[jackoverfull]

I’m not too sure…”a pill three times per night: now you can TORTURE your girlfriend in bed”…o.o

 

[Oddish]

I’m not too sure…”a pill three times per night: now you can TORTURE your girlfriend in bed”…o.o

Not sure I like to think who that would appeal to.

 

[jackoverfull]

Not me for sure!

 

[SJGardner]

Hot, classy single women from Colombia who all want to chat with me of all people for some reason.

 

[Takeru]

Lufthansa flights, adidas shoes and swiss watches.

 

[Aragorn]

Clickbait at the top says "Kevin splits from Yellowstone" and shows a head shot of Kevin Costner. I'm not clicking.

 

[Aragorn]

It might not have been click bait after all. There are reports about them clashing with Costner's demands and how they might have to cancel the show.

 

[Oddish]

Reborn infants. My fault, I googled them because I wanted to see how realistic they are these days (the answer: wow ). I expect I'll get bombarded with silicone not-actually baby pics for a few days, then they'll be back to showing me $3.5 million cars.

 

[JD]

AARP, which I am not anywhere near old enough for yet, Fiverr Buisness, and Carbonite Backup + Restore. OK, that Carbonite one could actually be usefull.

 

[jackoverfull]

ADSL for a company I used to be a client of and never want to be a client of again.

 

[Oddish]

Semen collection cups. And I assure you, I did NOT Google those. Indeed, given the likely content of my DNA, I think it best that I never reproduce.

 

[jackoverfull]

Awful shirts. REALLY awful.

 

[ED-209]

Semen collection cups. And I assure you, I did NOT Google those. Indeed, given the likely content of my DNA, I think it best that I never reproduce.

I believe you, thousands wouldn't.

 

[Oddish]

Think of it as chlorinating the gene pool.