What are the Trekbbs ads trying to sell to you?

[fireproof78]

High end axe throwing.

 

[Random_Spock]

2 ads for an energy company and 1 ad for the Brilliant Earth jewelry store for anniversary rings, thing is, I'm not married.

 

[Kor]

Ritz-Carlton yacht cruises. I'm not big on cruises, myself. But I might try one someday just to say I've done it.

Kor

 

[jackoverfull]

Combat tanks. I *think* models of combat tanks, but I’m not sure.

 

[Oddish]

A tree surgeon, advertising by showing a picture of them cutting down a tree. Isn't that like your veterinarian advertising by showing a picture of them euthanizing a cat?

 

[Random_Spock]

Two ads for Facebook Live and an ad for Forest Dental Ez (some kind of dental extraction tool?) (so Google wants me to go to the dentist? )

 

[Oddish]

so Google wants me to go to the dentist?

Or become one.

 

[jackoverfull]

A big FIAT car. I might be interested in a new car, but not that big and definitely not a Fiat.

 

[Aragorn]

Click bait from something called "dublincamping" that shows a picture of Kevin Costner and claims he's bailing on Yellowstone. I didn't click on it. Did a search on "dublincamping" which took me to a "Dublin Camping" traveling product website but they sell their stuff on Amazon, so I don't know if it's where the click bait would've taken me.

 

[Kor]

Various random products on some e-commerce site.

Kor

 

[Oddish]

Women's dresses.
Children's pajamas.
This would be fine, if not for the minor fact that no sane woman would marry me (and my days of performing in drag are long past) and obviously I can't reproduce singlehandedly...

 

[JD]

Right now I've got adds for AARP and an indoor playground, which a little odd since I'm only 35 and I don't have any kids.

 

[jackoverfull]

VIP to some UK football match. I despise football and I’m not in UK.

 

[Starbreaker]

A wheel dolly I looked at a week ago and tax preparation. I don't need either. Fanatics trying to sell me more championship gear is tempting.

 

[Kor]

The movie "The Menu" on HBO Max, and "Do you want to make love all night long?" Scandalous!

Kor

 

[Aragorn]

Nike at the top, Peacock on the side.

 

[Sumire]

Fiverr, Fiverr everywhere

 

[Stastny]

Oh wow anti-aging cream? Really?

 

[Oddish]

A trucking company is hiring CDL drivers (which I am) and offering 75k/year (which is about twice what I make). Looks like you have to be Class A, though.

 

[Aragorn]

Craft Holsters. The Carnival cruises.