What are the Trekbbs ads trying to sell to you?

[Aragorn]

Dango dapper wallets

 

[maneth]

Studded tires. The Winter is coming.

 

[Aragorn]

Capital One Cafe. I had no idea that was a thing.

 

[Kor]

Some kind of cell phone case / wallet, and a sandwich place.

Kor

 

[Oddish]

BMW motorcycles that cost more than I paid for my car.

 

[Oddish]

And now they want me to buy a Ferrari SF90 Stradale Base. Only $799,998!

 

[fireproof78]

Ray Ban sunglasses marketed with "Meta" that are straight out of a Mission Impossible movie.

 

[JD]

I looked at some of the stuff on a horse rescue's Amazon wishlist a few weeks back, so now I'm getting nothing but ads for horse blankets and tack.

 

[SJGardner]

I looked at some of the stuff on a horse rescue's Amazon wishlist a few weeks back, so now I'm getting nothing but ads for horse blankets and tack.

Oh, I see you've bought a toilet seat on Amazon. You must be a real toilet aficionado then! Here are the latest sales and best deals from Toilet Warehouse, now up to 30% off on your second item! Could I interest you in a subscription for Toilet Bowl Weekly? Get the latest Fall 2022 trends in Scandinavian toilet bowl and bidet design only on toiletbowlweekly.com!

 

[fireproof78]

Oh, I see you've bought a toilet seat on Amazon. You must be a real toilet aficionado then! Here are the latest sales and best deals from Toilet Warehouse, now up to 30% off on your second item! Could I interest you in a subscription for Toilet Bowl Weekly? Get the latest Fall 2022 trends in Scandinavian toilet bowl and bidet design only on toiletbowlweekly.com!

Dear Amazon,

I bought a toilet seat out of necessity. I do not currently have a need for another one. No matter how many ads you send me I will not think, "Eh, ok, I'll indulge myself just once more and buy another toilet seat."

Thank you.

 

[Kor]

Yeah, I find it annoying when I purchase something and then keep getting ads for the same thing, when obviously I don't need another one just yet.

Currently I see an ad for "Your Bike At Superspeed" with a picture of a bicycle next to some logs. I took a look at the site, and they sell bicycle wheels that run from $1,399 to $3,599. While I occasionally enjoy cycling, it's only at a very casual level. The most expensive bike I've ever owned cost $130, with maybe $75 worth of mods on top of that.

Kor

 

[JD]

I think the worst is when you accidentally click on something you have no interest in, and it does the same thing to you.

 

[fireproof78]

Starcitizen.

Is that still a thing?

 

[Oddish]

A Ferrari SF90, but a more tricked out one, I guess. List price, a bit under $980,000.00... more than I've got stuffed in my cookie jar.

I wonder if the next car they put up there will be over a million.

EDIT: $3,500,000.00 this time. I could buy a street full of houses with that kind of green.

 

[Oddish]

A $12,500 first edition Pokémon card. I like Blastoise, but I don't like it THAT much!

 

[Aragorn]

Etsy banner at the top.

To the right I have no idea what they're trying to sell. It's one of those clickbait boxes with an obviously fake headline, like saying a still-alive celebrity has died. In this case, it's saying Tom Selleck has left Blue Bloods.

 

[fireproof78]

Etsy banner at the top.

To the right I have no idea what they're trying to sell. It's one of those clickbait boxes with an obviously fake headline, like saying a still-alive celebrity has died. In this case, it's saying Tom Selleck has left Blue Bloods.

And now it's on my BBS! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....why did he leave? Must not click...

 

[SJGardner]

Sales on shoes I've already bought. Because of course I'd want another pair, why wouldn't I?

 

[Kor]

Traditional German clothes for Oktoberfest. A little late, aren't they?

Kor

 

[jackoverfull]

Traditional German clothes for Oktoberfest. A little late, aren't they?

Kor

or a little early!