What are the Trekbbs ads trying to sell to you?

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by Jayson1, Feb 23, 2018.

  1. Kor

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    Tiger Balm! I never imagined I would see an online ad for such an old-fashioned product. I have a couple jars at home, but I hardly ever use the stuff because it stinks to high heaven.

    Also ads for Hawaiian coffee, distance learning, and adoption services for pregnant young ladies.

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  2. Random_Spock

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    Some fake health insurance!
     
  3. TrickyDickie

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    In the 70s, our 'big three' go-to products around the house were Absorbine horse liniment (never mind the 'Junior' which was inferior), Unguentine, and Thuja Ointment. That last was petroleum jelly-based red salve with oil of thuja....not the same as the wart cream of today....and it always took very good care of my scuffs and scrapes.

    These are identical to the containers that we had. Curiously, I can not find an image of a vintage jar of Thuja Ointment anywhere on the internet, including ebay....it's as if it has completely disappeared.

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  4. Kor

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    Dates with Asian women. As an Asian-American, I find such commodification to be rather disagreeable.

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  7. Random_Spock

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    Thanks! :) Their ad didn't communicate that very well :p :lol:.


    Rackspace, some random college (guess Google wants me to go there?) and some fake ads
     
  8. Jayson1

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    If anyone is wanting to get hold of some government furniture I know how to hook you up! I wonder if I can get hold of Bill Clinton's secret hot tub. You know he must have had one installed in their!

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  9. Random_Spock

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  10. Kai "the spy"

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    Business equipment. And something called DateMyAge, "find your mature man". Just the thing for this 33 years old heterosexual guy. Well, at least they know I'm single.
     
  11. Random_Spock

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    More sex with mature ladies again. Local. It says.
     
  14. Kor

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    Now I'm getting a text-only ad with a url that looks like an office furniture store, but promising an extremely high level of sexual ability. :wtf:

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  15. Kai "the spy"

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    I wish our office had such furniture.
     
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  16. Kor

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    Mental health treatment at a hospital which is located almost 900 miles away from me, and has a bunch of mediocre to lousy reviews online.

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  18. Random_Spock

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    Health Care, a bank ad and some fake ads
     
  19. Kor

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    Geico Insurance.

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  20. TrickyDickie

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    Multiple ads for something....it's either athletic shoes or marsh melons, and I'm not sure which. :lol:
     
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