Voyager Caption Thread #182 How much woody could Chakotay chuck if Chakotay could chuck wood?

[Nerys Myk]

JANEWAY: Anything, Mister Tuvok?
TUVOK: I ain't found shit.

 

[Qonundrum]

Chakotay: "Captain, when Q said how his tattoo was bigger. Was he implying something else?"
Janeway: "Yes, but it doesn't bother me. This is the 24th century, you know. Set course to the Briar Patch, maximum warp."

 

[tharpdevenport]

"Brokeback: Voyager"

"I can't quit you."

 

[Triskelion]

Tuvok These are not the jelly donuts you are looking for....

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

YUCK ::: spitting :::: SAP!!!!

 

[tharpdevenport]

Chacotay: "We've had to put a hold on the dirty jokes about 7 and your old lady fingers since Catarina is no longer judging the Caption This contests. On the plus side, salamander babies jokes are still totally acceptable."

Janeway: "LOL, says you, Woodcotay."

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

Thanks for the win!

Beltram: Tim, if I carry one of these around with me all the time I can have my lines right in front of me at all times!

Janeway: (thinking) I wonder whose hand that is on my ass.

After months together on the Maquis raider, Tuvok knew exactly how Chakotay liked to be touched.

Janeway always found it tough to get through Chakotay's briefings, no matter how much coffee she'd had beforehand.

PTB at Makeup Test: I think these tattoos might be a little excessive, maybe we should go for something simpler.

 

[Triskelion]

Squatting Bull: Chakotay, listen. About the war paint. I gave the order to paint up for the war party, and you did, so kudos on your enthusiasm. Your enthusiasm can not be faulted. But look at Running Duck over there. He's got a double red line on each cheek - a little on the nose, but a classic look nonetheless. Pipes-A-Lot did the half-red/half blue face thing, which, while making him look like an angry football fan, at least leaves no doubt about his warrior's commitment. And you, Chakotay. This...this. What is this supposed to be, can I ask?
Chakotay: It is a quantum slipstream event horizon. And a Vaardwaar subspace corridor. Very extraordinary.
Squatting Bull: I see. More "Delta Quadrant" phenomena, I presume?
Chakotay: Harry Kim says they are statistically unlikely to find more than one occurrence of these spatial anomalies in each galactic quadrant.
Squatting Bull: Sigh. And another thing, about this Ensign Kim you keep mentioning. Who keeps serving for years without getting promoted like that? Your whole oeuvre is an implausible affront to the suspension of disbelief. Even Limping Sparrow made full Brave after five years at Ops....

 

[Finn]

Dang...photobucket is not letting me upload new pictures for the next contest unless I sign up for that deal.

No thanks.

I uploaded to imgur, but I'm not sure how to post it here at TrekBBS. could someone tell me how?

 

[Hutchy01]

I'd just try copying and pasting the image from the site, after opening the picture in it's own tab

 

[tharpdevenport]

Try PostImage.org -- they give a direct link to the image after you upload it.