Voyager Caption This: We've Got Company

[Evil Twin]

Last round's winners:

kipron said:

Doc: Don't worry, Lieutenant Torres. Kes and Vorik are just supporting characters. We're supposed to talk about them as if they're not here.

The Laughing Vulcan said:

Tuvok: "... yes Captain, we've been searching for five hours but we still can't find Commander Chakotay."

Chakotay: "I'm right here."

B'Elanna: "Tell her we need more people on the ground here. I can beam up and enhance the sensors."

Chakotay: "Hello! Guys! Right here! Oi!"

Paris: "I'll be able to cover more ground in the Flyer."

Chakotay: "You don't need to search. What am I? Invisible?"

Tuvok: "Then it is settled. While you prepare the additional landing parties Captain, Torres and Paris will beam back up, while Vorik and I continue the search on foot."

Janeway: "Acknowledged. Good luck."

Chakotay: "Morons, can't see the wood for the trees!"

And your prize:

DWWF Greatest Hits (Special Smackdown Edition) Vol. I

Up next:

 

[Gertch]

Contrats winners!

Everyone was happy the Teletubbies found work when they grew up.

 

[Candlelight]

In the sequel to "Let that be your last battlefield", the red heads fought the blue heads.

Sadly, no one seemed to care.

 

[Rat Boy]

Paris: "Why is it every time some alien comes on board saying somebody's impregnated his daughter, everyone looks at me?"

 

[Furlong]

It was at that moment that the crew realized that those were not a new alien race, but in fact, were the newest Starfleet uniforms.

 

[Nebusj]

``Mister Paris, set a course for -- Camelot!''
``Camelot?''
``Camelot?''
``Camelot!''
``Camelot!''
``On second thought, it's rather a silly place.''

 

[Gertch]

Janeway: "Mr Paris, set a course to Meerkat Manor."

 

[Nerys Myk]

JANEWAY- Found them in some tunnels below a wrecked city, worshiping a bomb.

 

[BriGuy]

Neelix: I bet they would taste just exquisite in a stew...

 

[Starseeker]

- Captain, I don't think the Prime Directive says anything about not laughing at bad alien fashion choices.
- You're right, Mr. Paris. Ha ha.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Yay! I rule! Victory is mine.

Janeway: "These are the ambassadors from the Planet Tamponia, I expect you to accord them all due courtesy gentleman. The guided tour, the works"

Blue Hat: "Actually Captain, we're the sanitation engineers, we're here to work on your waste extraction."

 

[Shatmandu]

Janeway: "Gentlemen, please meet the delegation from Reservoir Tip. This is Berry Delight, along with Mr. and Mrs. Cherry Tang. Ripe Banana is in Engineering."

 

[Kegek]

Janeway: That's right Tom. I'm marrying this alien freak. He's going to be stepfather to our salamander kids.

 

[Shatmandu]

Badger-In-Pajamas: "I'll go make some Eldeberan Waffles with sausage from Grignak IV!"

 

[DizzyMan]

Janeway: So, Mr Paris, the transporter's clothing processor is "all back to normal"? Would you care to tell that to my away team?

 

[Gertch]

Scene from the upcoming Voyager movie - Borgs take San Fransisco.

 

[SciFi75]

Janeway's attempt to design new Starfleet uniforms did not go over too well with the crew.

 

[Scoobysnacks]

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Janeway: "Gentlemen I'd like to thank you for agreeing to judge the first ever Project Runway: Voyager Edition."

Neelix: "Captain? Not to accuse you of anything but it seems your brand new design bears a striking resemblance to the collection I created weeks ago."

Janeway: "What are you talking about Mr. Neelix? I see absolutely no similarities whatsoever. Yours are in red body suits with grey tunics...mine are in blue body suits with grey tunics."

 

[Sephiroth]

Janeway-they Represent the Lollipop Guild
Parris-The Lollipop Guild?
Kim-The Lollipop Guild? O.o
Neelix-ooooooh the lollipop guild :P yum
Thing1-yes the Lollipop Guild
Thing2-and we welcome you to visit Munchkin Land

 

[Finn]

Trek history was made when Tuvok performed the first onscreen Vulcan Butt Pinch as he passed one of the guest stars.