Voyager Caption This: We've Got Company

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Janeway: "Health minister Raijin of the Zeran conglomerate has kindly consented to give you a refresher course in safe sex and contraception."

Paris: "And he's come dressed for the occasion."

 

[Candlelight]

Echoing a previous caption this contest...

"I'm quite disappointed. The delegation are here on time and I had hoped Mr Chakotay would join us..."
"I'M RIGHT HERE!!".
"If we see him captain we'll tell him you were looking for him"
"SCREW ALL OF YOU!"

 

[DizzyMan]

These are all so funny. Making me laugh!

 

[Vassa]

This weeks aliens, eh?
Yep.
Blew the budget on a CG shot didn't they?
Yep.

 

[Starbreaker]

Neelix was overjoyed when there were new laughingstocks in town.

 

[Candlelight]

 

[Shatmandu]

Guest star #1, thinking: "Car payment, house payment, light bill ..."

 

[Nebusj]

``I never imagined saying this, Mister Paris, but what these people need are some Smurf caps.''

 

[Deks]

Janeway: 'Everyone, here are our latest fish-like specimens that will be added to our museum collection. Mr. Paris, are you allright ?'
Paris: 'The one with the red hat looks stunned with a mixture of slight repulsiveness.'
Chakotay: 'I wouldn't know Tom. From their perspective you just might look quite repulsive right down to the point of amazement.'

Nelix to himself: 'Oh dear me. Those fish-men do look repulsive. Maybe I should cook them with some Leola root supplements to feed the crew. Ah yes ... Fish-men/Leola risotto.
Yes ... yes I can definitely see that making them far more appealing.'

Kim to himself: 'Hm ... nice posteriors.'

 

[Gertch]

Paris: "Ummm, you've got part of your shirt tucked into your pants."
* cue dramatic music as the camera focuses on facial expressions *
* cut to commercial *

 

[BriGuy]

In the distant reaches of the Delta Quadrant, the starship Voyager discovered another world very much like Earth.

Except that on this world, the division between the blue states and the red states was never quite settled.

 

[Candlelight]

Suddenly Neelix spontaneously combusted.

 

[Shatmandu]

Paris: "Have you seen Outpost4?"

 

[Candlelight]

^ Judging by Tuvok's position in that scene, I think someone has...