Voyager Caption This: Utter Disbelief
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Q couldn't believe it when he was disqualified from the Delta Quadrant Spelling Bee for failing to correctly spell "Omnipotent".
Q1: I can't believe no one thought to cast me in the last TNG movie. I mean, ME, Q. If it wasn't for me, Jean-Luc would have been sippin' tea at Farpoint!
Q2: Consider yourself fortunate, Q. I WAS in Nemesis... thank goodness my scenes were cut, or my career may never have recovered.
Harry: According to this, the Klingon female's... you know... is substantially deeper than a human female's... you know.
Tom: WHAT was I thinking!
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"Tuvok teaches the little known practice of self-mind melding."
"Not Tub Girl again, Harry!"
Q: Damn it, I admit it... I have a nude pictures of janeway all over the continuim...
Paris: OH My God... Captain what the hell are you doing with the EMC?
Harry quickly grabed his communicator camera and started snapping pictures for the ship wide internet..
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BY THE WAY: I love that picture...
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GO BEVERLY... BITCH SLAP THAT LITTLE GAY PUNK ASS BITCH WESLEY! WOOOT!
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It was clear to Q that Tuvok was never going to get 4chan humour. Even with twice the amount of explanation.
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Paris couldn't bear to watch Harry fall for the screaming e-mail gag yet again.
It was clear to Q that Tuvok was never going to get 4chan humour. Even with twice the amount of explanation.
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Paris couldn't bear to watch Harry fall for the screaming e-mail gag yet again.
Tuvok: "If Commander Sisko "knocked you on your ass", to use the human vernacular, then your claims of omnipotence are questionable."
Q: "You mean all these years I meant to say...?"
Tuvok: "Omniscient, yes. However, given that I am explaining this to you, apparently for the first time, means that omniscience is also beyond your grasp."
Q: "Oh my God!"
Tuvok: "Your God?"
Q: "I meant me, Oh my me! Who am I kidding?"
Paris: "98... 99... 100! Ready or not, here I... Harry, you're not even trying anymore!"
Tuvok: "The captain did say you wouldn't respect yourself in the morning. She hates to say 'I told you so...' so I've offered to do it on her behalf."
Q: "It's not that. I'm just so embarrassed. I called out my own name!"
Kim: "The winner of Dancing with the Stars is..."
Paris: "Wait, I haven't seen it yet! Damn you, TiVo!"
``I'm of two minds, Tuvok ... and of two bodies ... and of two hands ... and of two sets of cuticles ... and ooh, but I have adorable cuticles, don't I?''
``Good ... good ... a little more practice and I think we'll be ready to have you represent us to the Sneezonians!''
#1
Tuvok:” However convinced you might be about your own story, I do not believe in your ‘Evil twin’ theory. Now grow up and leave the captain undisturbed to her bathing rituals, I hate being called during meditation for yet another security breach.”
#2
Paris: “You keep track of Sevens ovular cycle even though she rejected you more then once?”
Kim: “One day Tom… One fine day…”
Tuvok:” However convinced you might be about your own story, I do not believe in your ‘Evil twin’ theory. Now grow up and leave the captain undisturbed to her bathing rituals, I hate being called during meditation for yet another security breach.”
#2
Paris: “You keep track of Sevens ovular cycle even though she rejected you more then once?”
Kim: “One day Tom… One fine day…”
"Come on, Tom, I'm sure it wasn't THAT bad."
"Seeing Neelix naked in the shower? Hmph. I'll be gouging my eyes out as soon as you check the ship's manifest for those VISORs I was asking about."
Kim: "Hmmm, I think tipping 15% is a bit much"
Paris: (a-la Cartman) "Awwwww, GOD-DAMMIT"
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