Voyager Caption This: Unknown Sample

[Evil Twin]

Last round's winners:

The Giggling Elf said:

EMH: "I think it's my mammary chips that are degrading."
Torres: "Have you tried pushing these bosoms here?"
Janeway: "Good work engineer. Keep me abreast of the situation."

OphaClyde said:

Mulgrew: ... and then he sticks out his hand and says, "We're verrry pleased!" and told me to get out of his office..."

And your prize:

A mysterious box. What could possibly
be inside? (Hint, it's not a car)

Up next:

 

[Nebusj]

``I say it's a lump of tapioca.''
``I still say it's Harry Kim.''

``Look on the bright side, Harry, we proved it's not you.''
``How does a lump of tapioca make lieutenant?''

 

[Gertch]

Doc: "If this lump grows successfully we'll do another and your implants, or your replacements, will be complete."

Torres: "Uh-oh. Looks like the plot device is over done again."

 

[Kegek]

Torres: Get this cheese to sickbay!

Doctor: Hmmm... no doubt about it. We're dealing with cheddar.

 

[BriGuy]

Lump: I bet 40 quatloos that Harry Kim will die a virgin.

Torres: 80

Harry: B'Elanna!

Torres: What can I say? I know a sure thing when I see it.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Bread machines of the 24th Century

 

[Nerys Myk]

Torres: You can tell "brainiac" here that the silver bikini is out of the question!

 

[Scatta]

After the last incident, Janeway's cooking was carefully scrutinized before she was allowed to share it with any of the senior officers.

 

[Finn]

Harry: "Suppose I...."

B'Elanna: "Don't! Please, Harry. When will you listen to
Tom and stop going out with the wrong twin, a ball of energy, holograms of a lonely alien, a cow, a drone, the Captain, and now this thing!"

Harry: "But I..."

B'Elanna: "No, Harry!"

Doc: "I never thought I'd see the day Chakotay got worse than being wooden. I hear the Captain flipped when she found him sitting like that on his chair on the Bridge".

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Yay me, going for the obvious gag!

EMH: "This is Neelix's sperm sample? What's he been doing, saving it up?"

Kes: "No, that's just a little bit... You know when you're making love and all of a sudden it feels like you're flying?"

EMH: "I'll take your word for it."

Kes: "Well it can be literal with Talaxians."

EMH: "Wow, that explains it."

Torres: "It's month old Neelix sperm."

Kim: "What are we meant to do with it."

Torres: "The Captain wants to know if it is a natural antigravity generator. Apparently there are some curious side effects."

 

[BriGuy]

A watched... whatever... doesn't... something.

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

"Prepare to inject it with hot fudge, and have sprinkles on 'stand by'."

"Neelix won't reveal his recipe; he just says 'meat's meat, a man's gotta eat.'"

 

[Candlelight]

The Doctor was amazed at the new Playstation 359, but was fucked if he knew how it worked.

"All the Doctor said was he got to level 2 and it turned red."
"????"

 

[DangerMouse]

We've cracked it Kes, the secret of how to get a Yorkshire Pudding to rise! (I'm not sure anyone who isn't British is gonna get this... but my mum will )

 

[Gertch]

Kes: "Eat your meat first. How can you have your pudding if you don't eat your meat?"

 

[Rat Boy]

The Doctor: "It's...it's...people!"

Kim: "If that was people, then what's this?"

Torres: "Four years at the academy and you don't know shit when you see it?"

 

[Candlelight]

"Alas poor lump of smeg, I knew him Horatio..."

 

[tharpdevenport]

Torres: "'Chacotay's Brain'? Why do I feel like I'm in a bad rerun?"

 

[Candlelight]

"Not so tough NOW are you, Melllvar..."

 

[CatherineBruce]

*Imagine Pretty Picture Here*

Torres You do realize that a staring contest with an eyeless lump of dough is ridiculous, right?

Kim: Just... one minute. This is a battle of wits, here. It's about to blink, I just know it...

ETA: And apparently, I'm having a battle of wits with the BBS...