Voyager Caption This: The Hot Seat

[Evil Twin]

Last round's winner:

LeadHead said:

Chaoktay: Captain, according to these reports, we're low on resources, the damage to the ship is irreperable and we're out of shuttlecraft.

Janeway: Don't worry about it.

Chakotay: Yes Captain, I'll initiate emergency- WHAT?

Janeway: Just sit back, relax and wait for the next episode, everything's fixed by then.

And your prize:

A Warp Core Breach! Oh crap, I meant
the drink, not the event. RUN!!!

Up next:

 

[Smiley]

If Lieutenant Carey had known his hair would be scrutinized so closely, he would have washed it before his annual review.

 

[Gertch]

Janeway: "One more time. What have you done with the real Chief O'Brien?"

 

[data68]

Janeway: "The good news, mr. Carey, is that you're making your first appearance since season 2. The bad news is, yo gonna die!"

Carey: "First B'Elanna gets to be chief engineer, and now this!"

 

[CaptainJon]

Janeway: "Where the hell have you been the last six years?"

 

[Candlelight]

"We have reports that people's legs are being stolen. Is this true lieutenant?"

 

[Gertch]

Year of Hell said:

"We have reports that people's legs are being stolen. Is this true lieutenant?"

That was good.

 

[Rat Boy]

Worst...job interview...ever!

 

[SciFi75]

Despite being grilled by Tuvok, Chakotay, and Captain Janeway for the new security position, Ensign Jacob could only think of one thing: What the hell was that purple glowey thing on the wall behind him?

 

[SciFi75]

Okay, Doctor, where's the TARDIS?

 

[Candlelight]

It took Carey 10 minutes before he realised everyone else in the room had fallen asleep.

 

[BriGuy]

Chakotay: Alright, lieutenant, you have exactly one minute to explain to the captain who replaced her desktop computer with a Fisher Price "You Can Learn" toy.

 

[Rat Boy]

Chakotay: "Where were you on the night of the 31st?"

Carey: "But sir, this is February!"

Chakotay: "Shut up!"

 

[Candlelight]

Rat Boy said:
Chakotay: "Where were you on the night of the 31st?"
Carey: "But sir, this is February!"
Chakotay: "Shut up!"

That makes absolutely no sense! Chakotay didn't even say the month, and if he was meaning the 31st, it would be February anyway!

 

[Orac]

Chakotay: "We've just discovered the source of our computer malfunctions Carey, apparently someone has taken up thousands of terraquads worth of computer memory with holo-porn."

Carey: "Oh crap!"

 

[I Love Chakotay]

Carey : "Wait... aren't they supposed to play this 'good cop/bad cop', Captain?

Janeway : "You'd think so wouldn't you, Mr. Carey, but this is Star Trek. Main characters are always 'good cops'.

 

[Finn]

Chakotay:"What do you mean only one of us will be part of the big three and who the heck is this seven person?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Chakotay: "I don't care what dreams you keep having, your name is not 'Sonny Corleone.'"

 

[BorgBabe]

Tuvok: "She started it" is NOT an excuse Mr. Carey.
Chakotey: We're not angry with you for deleting Katherine's Michelangelo program, just very disappointed. Now appologize and shake hands.

 

[Shatmandu]

Janeway: "Since you don't understand Technobabble, you'll have to be killed off soon."