Voyager Caption This: The Hands of a Surgeon

[Evil Twin]

Last round's winners:

Janeway:"The Excelsior? I thought you served on the Enterprise B?"
Tuvok: "No, that was my human cousin, Grover."
Janeway: "Was this the same Grover who tried to steal trilithium from the Enterprise D?"
Tuvok: "His delinquent grandson Skeeter."
Janeway: "You have any Klingon relatives who've been to DS9?"
Tuvok: "Can we focus here Captain?"

You mean after all this time Tim still doesn't realize the neck pinch thing doesn't really work?

Just bear with him, he'll leave you alone after a day or two. The mind melds, however are a different story. Just...let it happen.

And your prize:

Quick, grab Sulu's cup before the cleaning crew
gets here! It'll be worth a fortune on Ebay!

Up next:

 

[Nerys Myk]

JANEWAY: So you reprogrammed him to have the DT shakes?

[/QUOTE]

JANEWAY: Cozy

TORRES: I'll get the marshmellows.

 

[Rat Boy]

Doctor: "Mein Fuhrer, I can walk!"

Janeway: "They don't build tiki torches like they used to."

 

[Nerys Myk]

JANEWAY: With the guys in transporter stasis, we can finally get some work done.

 

[Gertch]

Congrats to the winners and Evil Twin for doing the hard work!

Janeway: "Cool prank making his hand three times larger than normal."

Janeway: "Munchkin transport complete."
Voice on Comm: "There's been an accident. At least what we got here didn't live long."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Victory is mine! I shall polish my award diligently. Shit, it broke!

Janeway: "You reprogrammed him to be a wanker?"
Paris: "Well with that attitude he was halfway there, so I figured..."
EMH: "It felt so good... but so wrong..."

Torres: "There is something good to be said about the collective."
Janeway: "Borg breast implants... Someone should tell Seven that they're ready.

 

[Shatmandu]

Janeway: "You forgot to include an off-switch, when you reprogrammed him to give you on-demand tug jobs?"

Janeway: "Lighting your farts has advanced over the centuries ..."

 

[Nerys Myk]

EMH: I dont know, are you sure this nail polish goes with my uniform?

 

[Odon]

"Must...not...grab...Janeway's tit!"

 

[Triskelion]

Thanks for the win! Sulu's broken teacup! I've got to get some glue!

These new DIY hairstyling machines from Ronco are really what we needed to boost morale around here!

I can explain Captain; he touched Seven's boob yesterday and hasn't washed it since. Now bow to the hand!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Janeway: Guess, where he stuck his whole hand... now he can't get the smell out.

 

[Vassa]

Torres, I never would have a thought of a Barbecue. Good thinking!

 

[Gaius Baltar]

the EMH regretted incorporating the evil dead 2 sub-routine into his programming

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Janeway: There you are, Torres, I've bought you the Barbie Transporter and Hair Salon playset. Happy Day of Honor!

 

[Adm_Hawthorne]

Torres: I can't believe these are what you've been using.
Janeway: Oh yeah, Chakotay couldn't hold a candle to these babies. *sly smirk*

 

[Candlelight]

"I don't understand. I can clearly see it puts the lotion on it's skin."

Janeway's new coffee machine drained half the ship's energy in 17 seconds.

 

[John Picard]

Janeway: Guess, where he stuck his whole hand... now he can't get the smell out.

Oh sweet mercy!!

 

[Triskelion]

Janeway: He ran a holoprogram to meet Captain Kirk, and Kirk asked him "What is the sound of one hand clapping"; ever since then his logic circuits have overloaded.

Tom: And here I was going to do it with an arc welder. That's why Kirk rules!

Alright Torres, nice work. Now just miniaturize them so they'll fit in our pants.

 

[cooleddie74]

JANEWAY:"Told you two the new and improved Jergens skin formula works instantly."

B'ELANNA:"Uh-oh.

Our gas bill is going to be a BITCH next cycle."

 

[phenyx2]

JANEWAY: "Ever since you programed his right hand to rise on it's own...he hasn't had time to badger me about my yearly physical...good work Tom!"