Voyager Caption This: I Don't Get It

[BriGuy]

Yule Tide Hell said:
Can't believe no one said this:

"It came from Sickbay but I can't make heads nor tails of it."
"OK then, better just let the Doctor handle it."

Harry: Doctor who?

 

[15wss]

Yule Tide Hell said:
Can't believe no one said this:

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"It came from Sickbay but I can't make heads nor tails of it."
"OK then, better just let the Doctor handle it."

:thumbsup: Loved this one!

 

[15wss]

BriGuy said:

Yule Tide Hell said:
Can't believe no one said this:

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"It came from Sickbay but I can't make heads nor tails of it."
"OK then, better just let the Doctor handle it."

Harry: Doctor who?

:thumbsup: Topped it off very well, I must say!

 

[BorgBabe]

*glowing Janeway*

Not only that the heartburn of Neelix's bloodpie was killing her, she also felt it rude that the Zendragi delegation used their telepathic-visualisation abilities to make fun of everyone.

 

[Sisu]

Tuvok just didn't understand grin like an idiot day.

Robert Beltran's "Acting for Dummies" seminar had to be held at phaserpoint. Despite his training, no-one in the class - including the extras - proved to be as wooden as he.

Mulgrew's audition for The Fantastic Four ended really badly.

 

[BriGuy]

Tuvok: I am inquiring of myself whether or not I failed to terminate the power supply to the uniform decreasing device within my quarters.

-or-

Tom and B'Elanna were always amused by watching the historical record of the infamous "I, Mudd" incident.

Tuvok, not so much.

He says he is lying but if everything he says is a lie so he is telling the truth. But everything he says is a lie so he is lying. But if he lies then he's telling the truth, but he can not because he lies...

 

[BriGuy]

Tonight, on a very special edition of American Idol, Mirror Universe edition:

Chakotay: Three of you will now advance to the next round. The remainder will be vaporized.

 

[Rat Boy]

Paris: "Say it again, say it again!"

Tuvok: *sigh* "Fine. We ain't found shit!"

 

[ST-One]

Even during meetings Tom Paris could not keep his hands to himself...

 

[tharpdevenport]

Chacotay: "I'm going to need some mandatory volunteers to judge the captain's singing."

Tuvok: "Interesting. That was supposed to be 'singing', captain?"
Torres: "You sound like a Targ."
Tom: "That was totally gar."

"YOU BASTARDS!!!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Tuvok: "The one with the Vulcan haircut pokes "porcupine" in the eyes and this is funny?"

Janeway accidentally set her phaser rifle to nightlight.

 

[Nebusj]

Tuvok is the first to suspect that really is the script for ``Threshold''.

Chakotay steps up security after someone removes his mint limited edition Voyager figure proof set from the original packaging.

``By the power of Greyskull!''

 

[Candlelight]

"After three years stuck in this region of space we've encountered dozens of species, fought many hard battles, repaired the ship so many times it unbelievable. And yet... this carpet is unacceptable. I mean, LOOK AT THE STAINS! OUTRAGEOUS! YOU BASTARDS WILL STAY HERE UNTIL IT'S CLEAN!! Oh and nice job repairing the replicators."

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Even in the 23rd Century, whoopee-cushions just never got old.

Right! Anyone else got somethin' better to do than "crawlin' up and down the Jeffries tube?"

It was all fun and games until one of B'Elanna's "Stupid Transporter Tricks" went horribly awry.

 

[Eminence]

Nebusj said:

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``By the power of Greyskull!''

I believe the females said "For the honor of Greyskull"

 

[BriGuy]

Evil Alien: Hahaha! And Janeway thought she'd pull the old "convince the aliens the transporter is a killing machine making us think she's dead while she actually rematerializes in a Jeffries tube and works to defeat us" trick.

And, Bob, nice work rigging this thing to cut people in half. Really. Good job.

 

[Candlelight]

"How to defend yourself against a piece of fresh Liola root. Right then, ensign Apricot-"
"Harrison"
"Sorry, ensign Harrison."